Saviors and saints, devils and heathens alike

It's a twistah!!!

50mph winds here, kiddies. It's AWESOME. I just hope a tree don't land upon mah vehicle.

Anyboo.

I got an email from my aunt today regarding my mother. Seems my mother "needed" her credit card for her car to get fixed. When my aunt was like "uh, no." cause ya know. CHARLIE. My mother stopped talking to her.

So my aunt was even MORE clueless than I was. She was all concerned. She's not a bad person. But I can't say I blame her. So I clued her in to the little I know (cause since my mother got what she wanted out of me, ya know, money, she hasn't talked to me since, even though I asked her to call me when she landed where ever it is she landed. However, she also was running out of minutes. Soooo... There's that. But she could have found a way to call by now. Such is life.).

Ah. Family.

In other news, I wanted to open my windows since it was 65 DEGREES YESTERDAY. IN FEBRUARY. IN JERSEY. My bedroom windows are the "been painted 10 times" variety, so they stick. So I pulled on it, going up, with my left hand, and pushed up, with my right hand.

And didn't quite remember there was a bar of wood in the middle of the window. And managed to scrap off just about ALL of my cuticle on the middle finger. Bruised under the nail of that finger, and of my ring finger.

Jumped around the bedroom screaming "ow ow ow ow ow ow" repeatedly. Finally stopped shaking enough to see the blood all over the place. Cleaned it up (OMGOW) and bandaged it up. Which got soaked in blood.

Last night I changed the bandage, and put some Vaseline with, basically, Neosporin in it. Today, I could wash my hands, SANS bandage and not have the painnnnn happen. So it's currently drying out.

Huzzah.

That shit HURT.

Today I am going to the dermo. Woo. I've already been to the dentist. So that tooth is DONE. He redid it for free since he said "it's not really my fault, and it's not really your fault, so we'll just redo it." THANK YOU. See. My dentist rocks. I have managed to throw $700 at him in a month too. Thank you tax return. So my balance is down to $2100. WOO! Doing the math, I have paid in about $3600 to him. JESUS. This is what having two root canals and a CROWN will do to you. I STILL OWE HIM $2100!! AAHH!! What is killing me is the interest on the balance. I'm trying to get it to under $2000 so that way The interest isn't so huge. When it was $2000, the interest was only around $16. Totally manageable. When it was at $2900, it was about $40. ArG.

Anyrate.

I stole dexterette's mood theme. Sorry Moonlight, but BSG wins for now. :)

Besides, I always wanted an animated theme :D

Speaking of animated, I saw Coraline. Did I mention this? GO SEE IT. It was bloody awesome. There was a wee child in the audience (went during the day, huzzah no job. *gr*) and she sounded AWFUL concerned. lol... So I don't know how child-friendly this shizz is. But it's awesome. I saw it in 3D. Very cool. Worth the price of admission.

BTW, there is a gnome on the outside of the theater. I swear. See, me with the gnome.



Your argument is invalid. I am next to a gnome.

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Wee! I got into my first major car accident on Friday the 13th, 1997. In June. I remember this cause I was driving to my math final. SLAM. Assholes. I hate people.

Tomorrow I am also taking The Jew down to Maryland. FUN TIMES! :D I also get to meet Andrew's parents, and middle sister, and I assume her husband. I already met his oldest sister, and her husband. Very nice people. His eldest sister is so wee and squishable. Andrew pointed out she's my height. Bullocks I say. She is way tiny.

Juliet decided she doesn't hate me a day earlier than last time I came home! YAY! I love my kitten. She's gonna be 11 on 3/24. Which is also the 10th Anniversary of my grandmother's death. Weird how these things happen.

Anyrate. I think I'm done rambling for now.

ETA!!! OOOH! AND THANK YOU LESLIE! Bitch can COOK. *mmhmm* We had a scrrrrumptious dinner of cheekhan in red wine sauce with mushies and rice and it was so yummers. I should really cook more. Whenever I go to her place I'm like "I can cook! Why don't I?"

*teehee*

I GOT MY CANCELED LOAN PAPERS FROM THE CHARLIE LOAN! HUZZAHHHH!!

I GOT NEW SNEAKERS!! They're, uhhhh... K Swiss! They're the lightest sneakers ever. I picked them up and I was like "Are they made from Fluff?"

I also bought some new gym socks, they're supposed to discourage bleesters. YAY!

My calves STILL feel like they're gonna esplode from walking around the city Saturday.

TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF TAX SEASON!! *cracks open rum and hoses herself down with it*

I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!!

Today was a good day.

And on the way home from ze gym?

I heard Sublime. OH BRADLEY!!!!!

I love Sublime.

You've got your hair permed
You've got your red dress on
Screamin that second gear was such a turn on
And the fog forming on my window tells me that the morning's here
And you'll be gone before too long
Who taught you those new tricks?
Damn I shouldn't start that talk,
But life is one big question when your starin at the clock
And the answers always waiting at the liquor store, 40oz. to Freedom,
So I take that walk.

And I know that ohhhh...I'm not goin back
Oh not going back
God knows not going back
Oh not goin

And you look so fine when you lie it just don't show,
But I know which way the wind blows
A 40oz. to freedom is the only chance I have to feel good,
Even though I feel bad

And I know that ohhhh...I'm not goin back
Oh I'm not going back
Oh God knows I'm not going back
Oh not goin

Whoa I'm not goin back
Oh not goin back
Whoa God knows I'm not goin back


Now.

If only the tattoo would stop itching.

- Verizon, can suck my left ovary. I called to get the dry line for DSL. They want $199 for an installation of a data line in the house. Excuse me? I date a techie GOD. I don't need your stinking help. They also want $42.95 a MONTH for service, orrrrr, if I agree to use them for a year, $34.95 a month. Uhm. Ew? For $10 more a person, I could get cable! But then, does that screw up my free cable ride? Who knows. I must have a discussion with the roommate. Not to mention the $19.95 they want for shipping and handling of said modem, and if I want a wireless modem, I need to give them $14.95. Fah. Que.

- Car insurance can suck my RIGHT ovary. I called NJM on my insurance. Since I had a speeding ticket (DAMMIT) last year, I can't get NJM. HOWEVER, they sent me to NJ Re. NJ Re can kiss mah white ass. Cause they want to charge me $2,524 a YEAR for insurance. Right now, First Trenton wants $1,920 a year from me. I call Bethany. She says she can give me about $1,980 a year. So apparently, even though Loni is a friggin MORON, I'm staying with him, cause his rates don't suck my soul away. It was good to know that the idiot isn't screwing me.

HOWEVER. I'm destitute. It sucks. My stepfather owes me $758.03 so far on the loan my mother promised in August that she'd pay since it's HIS money that went up HIS nose. However, I have not seen dime ONE of that. Money, if I had, would be USEFUL since my car insurance wants $508.41 from me for my last month's payment AND the new payments. Which, when calculated, would be for the next four months at $358.03 (for the last two, it's $358.04).

I can't pay that. I can't. It is NOT in the cards. I just don't have that kinda cash.

So I called Loni and left a message, and am trying to figure out if I can change my payment schedule, since apparently I have as much money to my name as I did in college. Which is confusing.

- Today was our office lunch for the end of tax season. Woo. We went to Applebee's. It was nice. Patrick & I shared some brownie evil thing. It was good.

- I have off tomorrow. I have so much to do in that one day, that I don't believe I'll be doing ANY of it, thanks. I think I will sleep, perhaps make punch, and find something to wear for this weekend. I don't need clean clothes anyway. I'm dirty.

- I have a client coming in. He's a TOTAL retard when it comes to when he's supposed to do things. I swear. He's actually my aunt's client, but since he didn't call TWO HOURS ago when he was supposed to, I get stuck having him sign his bullshit. Which is annoying. Then I have my boss asking me stupid questions. Which I don't know the answer to since it's not my client.

- I did good today, I guess, on bitching out a review attorney. Jim D. at the bank says that we should go out to lunch. I think, that'd be fantastic. I love free food. And then it's a write off with them. As long as he doesn't want to bring Dave. Cause I sometimes would like to KICK Dave, since I seem to be all out of ovaries to suck. I'm also amused that Jim asked me since it was pretty much based on the comment of "Mr. ***** can BITE me. Hard." Jim made me repeat it like, 5 times. Laughing harder each time.

- Since today feels like Friday and it's not, I'm pissed at today. Cause I don't get to see my boyfriend until TOMORROW. Fate is cruel.

- I talk fast. I don't know why. I don't know how. Maybe it's a Jersey thing. But when I talk to people out of state, or people IN state that are older, they have NO FUCKING CLUE what I'm saying. I've learned to slow down at work, and enunciate, but when I'm in a rush, the Jersey comes out of me. I can't help it. JUST FUCKING GO FASTER. If it can't be done in 5 seconds, don't bother, it's too late. Heh.

- A sweet client of ours brought in donuts today. Like, fresh ones. I had two. I am so fat. AND I've been deemed to bring them home. I'm making Jared eat them.

- I am SO going to the gym tonight. Maybe I'll do the treadmill along with the eliptical. See if I can send my body into shock. Patrick says "If you run 5 miles a day, you can eat whatever you want." Hey, Patty, fuck you. You're 27, thin, and have the metabolism of a hamster on crack *and* you run. BITE ME. Although, I have no idea when he finds time to do anything.

- Bodies exhibit on Saturday. If you don't know the details harass my boyfriend. I refuse to be the set up person for this. :)

- Where oh where is this client?? gR.

Here I is.

At work.

Woo.

Saw Brokeback Mountain. What a tearjerker. I'm such a sap. Was very good IMHO.

BTW, when someone types IMHO, do you think "in my humble opinion" or "in my honest opinion", cause I always thought it was humble.

I stayed up last night and finished Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix. I must say I'm pleased I waited till the 6th book was out before reading that one. Because it annoyed me. It was good though.

Waiting for the day to be over. Sad. It's only 10:15.

I miss mah squish. At least I get him tonight! And till MONDAY! Oh goodness. That's awesome.

Last night, I also went to Value City to get more curtains for Kim, and I wound up getting curtain rods. WOO! I love that place, so cheap. HOWEVER, it was quite the zoo. Stupid people with carts and children. One "lady" was saying to what I assume were her children repeatedly "Shut the FUCK up, you little shits, I don't need to give you gifts".

Uhm.

Tay?

I don't get people. Anyrate, that was a crappy hour and change of my life. I swear. *stabs people viciously*

*taps chin*

Oh look. 10:17.

Paid my tickets. They charge $2 per ticket for a "convenience fee". Whatever. Assrapers.

Then my loan comes out, and so does my Smith Barney. So I should have rent covered, and maybe even my car insurance when I go for the cruise. Woo. Sucks man, I swear. Hopefully I'll get some Christmas Cash. Tiz the season. It'd be nice if my mom paid me back for the payments on making on her husband's loan, but she STILL hasn't mentioned it since August. *bleh* That'd be nice to have the $400 for the cruise.

10:20. Ugh.

I think I'm gonna go do my files. This could take a couple hours. Bonus.