Saviors and saints, devils and heathens alike

And.

Fuck this. I have perspective.

- I have Zicam, along with Tylenol Cold & Sinus.

- And cookies.

- And a Thermacare patch on mah crampie little body.

- Down to 220.5 today after lunch. I don't know what my body is up to, but I'm glad it's decided to debloat.

- Got my hair cut! Maybe I'll do the picture thing later. You can barely tell. I'm pleased.

- AND! Depeche Mode is on the radio. Ironically, you all are not enjoying *my* silence.

Supposedly if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. There are 270 films on this list. Copy it, paste it into a new post and then put x's next to the films you've seen. Add them up and post at the bottom. Have fun!
( MOOFIES )

This time last October, what was your love life like?
I was happy. It was pretty perfect.

Have you ever had a serious conversation with your dad?
Maybe like. 2. I don't know. Most of them were me telling him how to be an adult.

Who can you blame for your bad mood today?
PMS. Holy shit, yo.
( Same as it ever was. )

1)What's a fact about the last person who texted you?
We talk. A LOT.

2) Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
It's a Lane Bryant tank top. I live in them. Or the shawl over it? I got it from New Hope ages ago.

3) When was the last time you were told you were beautiful?
Just the other day actually. I never know how to take a compliment so I just say thank you. I always want to say what is *wrong* with my appearance, but I have learned to shut up and thank. Besides, it embarrasses me in that "I don't get it" kind of way.

4) Are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you?
Nope. I am actually very jewelry free today. Only my toe rings, and the earrings that never come out.

5) Do you wish you never dated someone you dated?
No.

6) Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
Mmmmayep, they smoke so much you could roll them up in a piece of paper and smoke THEM. <~ hahahahha... totally keeping this answer.

7) Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a C?
Ehrm. OH! Yes.

8) Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
Portugal

9) Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
My momz.

10) How long does it take you to shower?
About 10 minutes. Unless something is getting shaved.

11) Are you flexible?
Not overly so. My hips are weird so they're bendy.

12) Is the last person you kissed older than you?
Nope.

13) What was last thing you drank?
Agua.

14) If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
A nap.

15) Last kiss mean anything?
Sure.

16) Does anyone love you?
Yep.

17) How has the week been?
Delightful. Really. Actually it started in Maryland, so that was good. And I've been quite productive and stuff. So that is groovie.

18) Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
Surely.

19) Do you curse in front of your parents?
Yeeep. Who do you think taught me?

20) Have you ever fell asleep in someones arms?
Yep. It's rare though. Verrah verrah rare. I'm more of a "I am going to burrito in these blankets over here now" kinda sleeper.

21) Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
Yep.

22) Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
Yep.

23) Do you dance in cars?
FUCK YES. I'm all into that shit. Especially if I'm caffeinated.

24) Do you walk around naked?
Sure. I don't have to look at my fat naked body. HAHAHAHA!

25) Would you ever kiss anyone under 28?
What the fuck? If I didn't kiss anyone under 28 I would severely limit the options around my friends. And *why* would I do that?

26) Have you ever thrown your cell phone in anger?
Nope.

27) What are you doing?
Sitting at work. Being annoyed at my boss. I left at 5:30 yesterday and it seems that ALL HELL SHOULD BREAK LOOSE CAUSE OF IT. Whatever.

28) When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
About 10 minutes ago.

29) What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
I don't know.

30) Would you ever date someone who thought they knew EVERYTHING?
No. I hate that kind of arrogance.

31) How long was your last phone call and with who?
Ehrm. My boss. About 2 minutes too long.

32) How many pictures do you have saved on your computer?
My one at home has thousands and thousands of pictures.

33) When was the last time you cried really hard?
Monday?

34) What's a happy time you've had in the past week?
I was really happy last night cause I'm getting shit cleaned up :D

35) Something you're looking forward to?
Being done with fucking laundry. Jesus. Do I really wear that many clothes. Fucking faire.

36) Something you're not looking forward to?
Certain discussions.

37) Do you plan on moving out within the next year or two?
Prolly. I dunno. I would like to. My arrangement right now is kinda sweet, but eh. It's the ghetto.

38) When was your last argument?
I don't know. I try not to remember these things.

39) Anything you'd like to say to anyone?
Sure. I am not one to keep my tongue in ordinary circumstances.

40) How many people do you not get along with?
*shrugs* I kinda get along with everyone.

41) Do you like meeting new people?
Sure. Unless they suck.

41) Are you afraid of roller coasters?
NAY! I loves'em.

42) Do you hate when people smoke around you?
YES. I hate smoking. HATE IT. Cigarette & Cigar smoke especially. OH MY GOD if you have a cigar just stay the fuck away from me. *gag* I can't hang.

43) Where are your parents?
Mom's prolly home. I doubt she has a job yet. Grandpa's only been dead 10 months. Dad's prolly working. Cause contrary to my mother's belief, he can actually hold down a job. BTW, the word "Dad" comes out easier these days. Only took 29 years.

44) Are you the same as you were a year ago?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No. I don't even recognize me then or today.

45) who was the last person you really cried in front of?
Heidi

46) do you hate anyone?
Nah.

47) Are you taller than your mom?
No. She makes fun of my midgetness even though she herself is like, 5'7". Hmmph.

48) How tall are you?
5'3.25" BUT I HAVE A HUGE ATTITUDE!

49) Have you ever broken your arm?
Nopes. *knocks on woodlooking stuff*

50) do you like to have fun?
No. I hate fun. FUCK fun.

[1] Who was your FIRST prom date?
N/A. Didn't prom. After prommed though.

[2] Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
When he has time. *shrugs*

[3] What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Screwdriver. I think. Hey, I was making them by the age of 5. Whatever.

[4] What was your FIRST job?
Aside from babysitting & data entry for my mom, ShopReich.

[5] What was your FIRST car?
1985 Cherry Red Camaro. It was bitchin.

[6] Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Well, the first one I saw today was from Jared

[7] Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
I have no idea.

[8] Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Mrs. Ashner

[9] Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
16 or 17, to Florida

[10] Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
Trisha. She's my cousin. She can't go anywhere.

[11] What was your FIRST sport played?
I have no idea. I hate sport.

[12] Where was your FIRST sleepover?
What?? How is this even a question.

[13] Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Me. I always talk to me first. Usually "FUCK. It's morning." or "Shut UP alarm".

[14] Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
Uhmm... I was at my mom & dad's reception... But the first wedding I was in was my mom's friend Diane. I was a junior bridesmaid.

[15] What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Uh. I don't know. Glare at the time? Pee?

[16] what was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Def Leppard/Queensryche - 1987ish

[17] FIRST tattoo or piercing?
Piercing: Ears when I was 4.5. SUCKED. Gun got stuck in my ear. Bad things.
Tattoo: 16, was my sweet 16 present from my mom. Well, her permission was. I paid.

[18] FIRST foreign country you went to for vaca?
Canadia.

[19] What was your FIRST run in with the law?
I think I was 9. My dad's GF got pulled over, and they used me to get her out of being arrested for an open warrant, saying I was her kid and she couldn't be arrested in front of her kid or something.

[20] When was your FIRST detention?
I had one sophomore year. Technically I shouldn't have had it, but I was curious about the detention experience (it was for being late, and one of those lates was a snow day that shouldn't have counted, but they suck.)

[21] What was the FIRST state you lived in?
Dirty Jersey.

[22] Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
Alan

[23] Who was your FIRST roommate?
My mom, technically. Alan otherwise.

[24] Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
Diane's wedding

[25] Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
Whoevah.

TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.

Do it.

( Survey ganked from the lovely Ariel )

Keri gives me boredom keeelers.

Would you get back with your last ex if they asked you?
Nope.

What friend do you tell the most to?
Tia. Bill. Skwrl. Z, when she's around.

( If you're afraid of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But.. if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth. )

Another one.

QUICK SOMEONE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO!



Why are you not going out with the person you like?
Who says I'm not? Presumptuous bastards.

Wheres the last place you went?
Home. Then the whole cop thing happened.

( Left behind me all those years, searching for a common soul )

1) Are you reall​y ready​ for 101 quest​ions?​
*glances at clock* I got 24 minutes to go. What do you think.

2) Was your last kiss a mista​ke?​
Nope.
( It's a long'n )