Ugh.

[synnoveaevael]

I can't be bothered to think. But I need to be distracted.

[name:] Nicole
[sign:] Cancer
[sexual orientation:] bi


[in a relationship now (how long):] Aye. A lil' over 3 years.

[how long since last serious relationship:] currently, yo.

[# of relationships longer than 3 months:] 3

[# of relationships shorter than a month:] 0, I'm a serial monogamist.

[longest relationship how many months:] officially 3 years, 1 month.

[ever lived with a girlfriend/boyfriend (how many):] Just the first one.

[ever done the long distance thing:] Yes. It is ass.

[do you have faith in long distance relationships:] The what?

[do you date:] Uh, no.

[on dates do you pay or get paid for:] Whatever. Whoever is poorer pays less.

[describe your typical date:] Man, I don't know. With Jim it's usually just dinner and/or a movie.

[ever been on a blind date:] I could regale you with horrors. Man of little hands, perhaps? Could have been a carnie. Man who was my height with an ego that couldn't fit into faire?

[ever dated more than one person at a time:] Ayep.

[do you call or get called:] I loathe the phone

[ever have "friends with benefits":] Yep, they're the best kind ;)

[ever had your heart broken:] Yes

[ever been dumped:] Nope

[do you put out the first night:] Oh god. I don't think so? Maybe. I don't know. I'm old and I'm a slut. Leave me be.

[last sexual episode:] Let us not discuss.

[do you kiss on the first date:] We're calling those dates now? Heh.

[what kind of person gets your number:] The kind that asks for it.

[ever been in love(how many times):] 3 times.

[say I love you even though you didn't mean it:] Yes. But I knew I could love him. I did. Does that make sense?

[have any bitter ex's:] Nope. I don't think so at anyrate.

[bitter towards any ex's:] Nah, I'm not usually bitter. Recent events have.. changed me though.

[oldest person you've dated:] Man. I don't know. I fucked around with a guy who was 13 years older than me. I think? I don't know. *ponders* Yeah. I think that's right. I think that's the oldest up the ladder I've gone.

[youngest person you've dated:] Again, not dated, but fucked around with. I've only really dipped 4 years younger than me. I think. OH SHIT. Wait, I totally might be lying. I have to think. No, I think it's 4. OH I LIE. I always think she's older. 7 years younger.

[around what age to you tend to date:] Uh. What? Clearly I have had no criteria.

[have relationships changed you:] Yes.

[have your relationships been worthwhile:] Sure.

[where do you normally meet people for dating or relationships:] Friends. Clubs. I dunno.

[what defines a girlfriend/boyfriend:] Someone who is there for you, you support each other and stand up for each other without giving up yourself. Is loving and giving and finds you attractive and vice versa.

[would you ever get married:] Yep.

[key to a successful relationship:] communication... communication.. communication.

[best attribute you bring to a relationship:] love, organizational skills, money skills, understanding, logic, compromise, nymphomaniac like sex drive, ability to keep a roof over my head

[worst attribute you bring to a relationship:] lack of self esteem, confusion

Comments

[fairyrune]

::waves shiny things at you::

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*follows shiny bits*

[fairyrune]

::uses expert distraction techniques::

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*claps gleefully*

[fairyrune]

Glad to be of service. ;)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

doesn't take much for me ;-)

[fairyrune]

::looks around::

::flashes boobies::

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

AYIEE!! bewbies <3

[fairyrune]

LOL

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*molestercates*

[fairyrune]

::giggle::

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*tickles*

[fairyrune]

ACK! No tickles! ::curls into teeny ball::

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

where did she go?

[captainneon.livejournal.com]

[key to a successful relationship:] communication... communication.. communication.

[best attribute you bring to a relationship:] love, organizational skills, money skills, understanding, logic, compromise, nymphomaniac like sex drive, ability to keep a roof over my head

[worst attribute you bring to a relationship:] lack of self esteem, confusion

This. This is me and my life, to a T.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

yep. i hear ya. obviously. HA.

[julieo.livejournal.com]

thank you for hating the phone.
i fucking hate the phone.
and people ask "why don't you answer your phone?"
and i say, "because i keep the ringers turned off."
then they give me THE LOOK.

you effing own.

[julieo.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean. :)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

LOL. fuck the phone, yo.

[vladyphoenixv.livejournal.com]

I used to be a phone person in my teen years but now? Fuck that. If people need to find me that bad, text me or email me. It's not like I fucking go anywhere these days.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

WORD.