Dood, what?

[synnoveaevael]

Surprise for Nicole M**** V**** (my full name?!?)
"Mary Smith" <confucious512@gmail.com>
To: *me*

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Dear Nicole,
If you clean out your purse, you will find a pleasant surprise.

Sincerely,
Confucious

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BWUH?!?!?! What kinda spam is THAT!??!

ETA:

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??! Dood!! Who??? Jared???? What did you do??? There are fucking Stop & Shop gift cards in there!!

A LOT OF THEM!! HOLY CRAP!!

Guys!! *tears up*

ETA2: BRIDE OF EDIT.

I just realized that this makes answers 12, 17c & 34 a lot funnier.

Comments

[fairyrune]

OMG. OMG. That's so awesome!

(I was going to say that my bear porn spam was better, but yours totally wins!)

[aifacat.livejournal.com]

*BEAMS* Now, that's my kinda spam!!!

[tigrrgrr.livejournal.com]

:)

It's good to have friends

[funny-face74.livejournal.com]

awwwww!! that is awesome.


xoxoxox

[liquidsnowman.livejournal.com]

there are good people out there and those people just happen to be our friends.

I'm not sure who was involved, but that was a damn good stunt.

[red-sykora.livejournal.com]

SWEET!

and you know, i've been VERY tempted to ask you if you would be willing to help clean my house... I'd pay ya... LOL

[fairefifi.livejournal.com]

Awwwww.....how awesome are friends???

[makiieris.livejournal.com]

People love you!

That's so freakin' awesome!

[dulcinea.livejournal.com]

Awww! Love friends!

[vladyphoenixv.livejournal.com]

See? This is why I say that Santa Claus is real. The person himself may not be around, but the spirit of what he represents is.

=D

That was truly an awesome thing that they did.

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

I has a secret

[nixtress.livejournal.com]

Awwww, me, I'm so glad you got to get that!!

[dawaioser.livejournal.com]

Awwww...that made my heart go melty - the Santa friends are awesome.

[blueyz72.livejournal.com]

That is awesome, guess the holiday spirits sent you a gift a little early.
What a great thing to find, lol and that the email was real!!

[rroso.livejournal.com]

Awww... You have awesome friends!

[rivendellelf23.livejournal.com]

That's so full of awesome sauce! :D

YAY!

[thunderemerald.livejournal.com]

Friends are fantastic, aren't they? :)