Dood, what?

[synnoveaevael]

Surprise for Nicole M**** V**** (my full name?!?)
"Mary Smith" <confucious512@gmail.com>
To: *me*

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Dear Nicole,
If you clean out your purse, you will find a pleasant surprise.

Sincerely,
Confucious

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BWUH?!?!?! What kinda spam is THAT!??!

ETA:

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??! Dood!! Who??? Jared???? What did you do??? There are fucking Stop & Shop gift cards in there!!

A LOT OF THEM!! HOLY CRAP!!

Guys!! *tears up*

ETA2: BRIDE OF EDIT.

I just realized that this makes answers 12, 17c & 34 a lot funnier.

Comments

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*LMFAO*

i'd prolly do it too!! hehehe

[red-sykora.livejournal.com]

well, if you're serious I have a BOAT load of laundry to do. and i'm just dreading it!! mostly i hate the folding part.

after that, my entire place is just a mess, but i'd have to figure out what to do first...

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

dood, i made my bf do 17 loads of laundry the other week. i was like, this is insane. no man should have this much clothing. the trick is making him keep up with it.

take it to a laundromat if i you have that much! you have to drag it down to the damned basement anyways... might as well take it for a ride and get it done in a fraction of the time!

[rivendellelf23.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! 17 loads of laundry?! Put money in his jean pockets or something. "The only way you're going to find the cash is if you do the laundry."

DOOD. Just DOOD.

Das Chuck does his once every few days because I REFUSE to be around that much laundry. LOL.

And no one wants me going anywhere. :)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! well, he'd moved. and he is pretty terrible at doing it. keeping up with it. i get on his ass, but honestly, i just end up doing it cause that way i can do mine for free ;-)

HAHAAHHH!! no, you love me. you wouldn't leave him and do that to me. ;-)