Dood, what?
Dec. 15th, 2008 03:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
synnoveaevaelSurprise for Nicole M**** V**** (my full name?!?)
"Mary Smith" <confucious512@gmail.com>
To: *me*
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Dear Nicole,
If you clean out your purse, you will find a pleasant surprise.
Sincerely,
Confucious
BWUH?!?!?! What kinda spam is THAT!??!
ETA:
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??! Dood!! Who??? Jared???? What did you do??? There are fucking Stop & Shop gift cards in there!!
A LOT OF THEM!! HOLY CRAP!!
Guys!! *tears up*
ETA2: BRIDE OF EDIT.
I just realized that this makes answers 12, 17c & 34 a lot funnier.
"Mary Smith" <confucious512@gmail.com>
To: *me*
-----Inline Attachment Follows-----
Dear Nicole,
If you clean out your purse, you will find a pleasant surprise.
Sincerely,
Confucious
BWUH?!?!?! What kinda spam is THAT!??!
ETA:
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??! Dood!! Who??? Jared???? What did you do??? There are fucking Stop & Shop gift cards in there!!
A LOT OF THEM!! HOLY CRAP!!
Guys!! *tears up*
ETA2: BRIDE OF EDIT.
I just realized that this makes answers 12, 17c & 34 a lot funnier.
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Date: 2008-12-15 08:56 pm (UTC)(I was going to say that my bear porn spam was better, but yours totally wins!)
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