Dood, what?

[synnoveaevael]

Surprise for Nicole M**** V**** (my full name?!?)
"Mary Smith" <confucious512@gmail.com>
To: *me*

-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Dear Nicole,
If you clean out your purse, you will find a pleasant surprise.

Sincerely,
Confucious

---

BWUH?!?!?! What kinda spam is THAT!??!

ETA:

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??! Dood!! Who??? Jared???? What did you do??? There are fucking Stop & Shop gift cards in there!!

A LOT OF THEM!! HOLY CRAP!!

Guys!! *tears up*

ETA2: BRIDE OF EDIT.

I just realized that this makes answers 12, 17c & 34 a lot funnier.

Comments

[lord-pendulous.livejournal.com]

well since you are out of a job and all...i rent out your room to a guatemalan couple when you are away.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*lmfao* that explains why i go in there and am hungry

[lord-pendulous.livejournal.com]

I told Luz she can't use the hot plate in your room. Grrr...

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

aww, don't get her in trouble. ;-)

[lord-pendulous.livejournal.com]

it's your room...i fart on your pillow and I am a criminal. An immigrant cooks in your room using a hot plate and it's cool...

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

well. yes. unless it's her cooking that causes you to fart on my pillow.

[lord-pendulous.livejournal.com]

sadly no...

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

well then. luz can chill. :D

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

also it explains why you cleaned the stove. hahahah

[lord-pendulous.livejournal.com]

that was Pepe actually...

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

awww.. thank you pepe!

[aifacat.livejournal.com]

Hey, watch it! You're gonna give her pink eye!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*bwhahahah*