synnoveaevael: (Can't Hardly Wait - No legs)
After last night's venting, I would like to thank Jahzzie for recommending the tow hitch. Suddenly, most of my problems with that situation are solved. Andrew seems hell bent on not letting anyone down, so he is going to drive his cute self all the way the fuck up here anyways. What's 14 hours of driving in about 36 hours?

My boy is retarded. And insane. But I love him. And in a few short days I'll be living with him. He keeps sending me camera phone pix of my cat. I miss her!! She seems so content in his lap.

Jared came home at around 11, which was awesome. I haven't talked to him much lately. Got a lil' chat time in with him the other night, but whatever. He continued to pack up some of the kitchen, replacing my stuff with his new stuff. Kinda figured out what he's getting to keep. He'll prolly replace shit, but for now? He does not need to replace it hastily.

Anyrate. Got a lot of stuff packed. Threw out a LOT of memories today. Packing is draining just cause of that shit. Like. One thing that might seem stupid, but. It was my first CD player. I got it when I was 14. My paternal grandmother bought it for me. It was an alarm clock too. I used the SHIT out of that thing. Well, in going through some of my tupperwares that I had stored, it was in there. (Am I the only person who goes through boxes they've had packed to empty them and repack them? I mean, I've thrown out SO MUCH STUFF like that) So I threw it out. The alarm feature doesn't work, the CD portion is skippie, and the radio is for crap. I kept it because my dead grandmother gave it to me.

So I said good bye to it. Thanked my grandmother aloud for such a lavish gift (that was SUCH a huge gift at the time, for her and for me) and put it next to the trash. I'm getting better at such things. Today I also came across about 30 remembrance cards from various wakes/viewings I've been too. So many memories. And that 30 doesn't even begin to scrape the tip of the iceberg of all those I have put to rest. Crazy. Just... Crazy.

Also, Jim, I adore you for hooking up my electronics, but HOLY CLUSTERFUCK BATMAN. I tried to pull apart the electronics (my SNES - OH YEAH - and GameCube) and I got them, but there are still like, 1,123 cords back behind my entertainment center. I don't even know what they could be attached to at this point. I guess I'll figure that shit out last. Cause I can't even get to that portion of my world due to the hundreds of pounds of boxes in the way.


I've also taken the stuff off the walls in the kitchen. The living room's been started, not to mention I've gone through a lot of stuff again.

I'm making progress.

Today I was alone till Jared got here. But then it was good times. We were chattie. I'm excited for his plans for this place when I'm gone. He's gonna take over my room, make his room a teevee room and the living room a party pad. :)

I should pack up a lot of my clothes tomorrow. I have a WHOLE drawer and a half of shirts that I'm not getting rid of (concert t-shirts and sorority shit) that can go into a bin and not be touched until I need a laugh.

Anyrate. That is tonight's decidedly more upbeat update.

Helps that Jared found the bottle of tawny port that Janete's parents gave to us one Christmas. Been sitting there like, 3 years. So smooth. He drank like, 2/3rds of it. But it was so good. By the by, do not drink port with ramen. It's tragic.

I keep watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist. Am I really moving further away from NYC on purpose? I do love that city. To me, there is only one City. And that will always been NYC. I'm a bridge and tunnel girl to the core, and you can't take that away from me.

Anyrate. It's like, nearly 4am. And my landlord has a fucking inspector coming in tomorrow. I see that going quickly due to the amount of boxes stacked all over the place. Can't get many places. AHHAHA....

Oh, and now that I'm well beyond buzzed? I can't feel my killer cramps anymore.

Hu. Fucking. Zzah.
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - BWAHAHAHA!)
Jared is DUHRUNK.

He changed the password on the router at some point cause he couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. Okay, fine, whatever.

So I text him, asking him what it was.

At 9pm.

At 11:15, after telling me to call him twice with no friggin answer IMMEDIATELY after he said to call him, I FINALLY get the password.

Turns out, he passed out on the bus. Woke up at Newark International. Totally not a stop TO the house, but away from it.


So he got another bus home.

Could barely get in the door.

I was like "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and he said "what's the one thing I'm good at" and I said "Beer pong?"


He was kicking ass and taking names at a bar after his killer football game. He decided to revisit his stance on drinking since the game was over.

Apparently not drinking for so long has made his tolerance that of an infant. Hahahah!!

I had to take his shoes off of him and his backpack as he collapsed into his bed.

Then he eventually got up and CHUGGED 2 huge glasses of water.

He's in a coma now. Heh.

[Lush] HA!

Feb. 20th, 2009 08:37 am
synnoveaevael: (Lush Crack)
See. I am not alone thinking jasmine smells like cat piss.

Sometimes it's nice to know you're not completely off yer rocker.

My fever broke, but I'm still feverish (sensitive skin, achy bones). I can't possibly sleep anymore anytime soon. I slept ALL DAY yesterday, waking up randomly to pee and post on the computer. Ha.

Jared brought home cat food. He rocks.


Feb. 3rd, 2009 10:29 pm
synnoveaevael: (Big Lebowski - Rug tied the room)
Jared must really like this girl.

He cleaned the microwave and the stove.

*is impressed*

Hell, I must like her, I cleaned the tub & toilet.

synnoveaevael: (Camera)
But this is from Jared's BDay party and Emily's "why the fuck is she going back to Cali" party.

Peektures. )


Jan. 7th, 2009 01:28 pm
synnoveaevael: (Me & Z - biting)
I had a Z last night. I missed her. <3 <3

I did some finances this morning. GOD that was fun. *gag* But at least I had the fundage to DO said financing. Woo.

Also, I did some shopping. Yay foods. :D

Dicked around a bit in my credit card account and found out I can have it EMAIL ME when I have certain things happen! I am so slow. So I have it reminding me a week before my payment's due, if it's over due, and if I exceed a certain limit. :)

OOh, Z also hooked a brother up with BSG season 3, so I am going to finish up the last disc of 2.5. I'm also going to watch the second disc of Big Love season 2 that Jared rented. That's a lot of fucking teevee.

It is slippery out! I am SO glad I don't have to go anywhere. These are the days I used to *HATE* when I had to go to work. Silver linings and whatever.

I was holding Juliet all last night like a baby. She finally decided that it was time to love up on me and she wasn't going anywhere. Heheheh :)

Mm.. cereal.


Dec. 6th, 2008 03:37 am
synnoveaevael: (Upside down)
Jared is dancing to ABBA.

Oh yeah.


Nov. 20th, 2008 06:15 pm
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - Trashcat is not amused)
Jared, for someone who hates mold and old food, you certainly know how to make the sink a terrifying place to visit.

A pot full of curdled, solid, rank milk? Check.

A tupperware with impossible to identify "grey" slime about half an inch thick, under a pot full of water and old cat food? Check.


THIS IS WHY HE MISSED ME. He didn't want to commit suicide via germ warfare, but didn't actually want to do anything about it.

While I was trying to rinse everything out, a fucking spider accosted me. EW.

I AM WATCHING ABSINTHE CHANGE THE FUCKING TEMPERATURE!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Oh my god. He just stood up on his little kittie condo and reached up and tapped the little plastic bit over.

Little shitter.
synnoveaevael: (Eeyore peek tail)
Okay. Thank you, Roommate, for the APB. I got like, 12 text messages before I checked LJ. Interrupted a nap. Dammit.

Anyrate. Once again, rumors of my death (or disappearance) have been greatly exaggerated. Christ, it's only been like... okay 7 days since my last post. Some people go months and shit, ya know.

- I come home and I don't know why I bother. I swear to god. I've been pretty stress free this whole week, and I come home and there's a Death Knight of unknown origin on my WoW account *glares at roommate*, my mail is all over the place, the floor, etc, the apartment STINKS to high heaven of unwashed cat food cans and litter box, and I have HUNDREDS of dollars of bills (the Town of Tuxedo wants $205 from my ass!!! EW!). And a cancelation notice on something I paid close to a month ago. *rubs temples*

- Amongst that pile of shit, were my unemployment papers. WHAT THE FUCK. I swear to god I need a degree just to read them. And apparently they wanted me to call yesterday. Lovely. So I called today cause apparently that is acceptable. And I don't even know WHAT I called to do. To confirm I got the paperwork? I don't even know. It was the most useless phone call that was ever made. And there's a CLASS I have to go to??? MOTHERFUCKERS. I was employed for 9.5 years. I THINK I KNOW WHAT A JOB IS. OH my god. Anyrate. I think I figured out what I'm getting a week and it's more than tolerable. In fact it's close to what I was making before I got shitcanned cause of the hours they started to cut and the docking for when I was late. Although it'll be less, I'm sure, once taxes get deducted.

*pause* Call from the Momz.

Okay. Where was I?

- If you IM'ed me, I didn't get it. At some point the computer retarded restarted.

- I was down in Maryland if you didn't know. Spending entirely too much time sleeping and having fun. Which is why, I think, when I got my ass back to Jersey I pouted overlymuch. Now that I've talked to my mother some, and figured out some of the unemployment shit and I'm decidedly less hostile. Until I call the bleedin' state tomorrow. *growls*

- I don't think my cat missed me much. :-/ She was just proving a point. She spent a good 20 minutes happily purring in my lap. I feel better.

- Tomorrow I also have to call and cancel my gym membership, since ya know. It's close to the old job and there's no need for me to go there anymore. Besides, it's expensive. I guess I could just show up there as well. Hmm. I'll be right there. Maybe I do that.

- Also going out to lunch with my mother, then to see the damned Twilight movie. I also have to get my thyroid meds. I'm taking some of my last dose, cause it's better than nothing. But just for tomorrow. I missed one today too. I'll survive. It takes longer for that for the bad shit to happen.

- Shit, I just realized I didn't need to delete Jared's Death Knight. Whoops. Good thing there wasn't anything on the toon. Anyrate, I have one now. Her name is Synniskye.

- Goddammit. I have to call my father.

- I need to eat something. *rubs temples*


Oct. 23rd, 2008 10:07 am
synnoveaevael: (Obey)
As per the best roommate in the world, [ profile] lord_pendulous:
Crunch is doing this event called Knockout Breast Cancer Saturday. It's a boxing event to raise money for Breast Cancer Awareness.

I need help two ways...the first is I am raising money so any donations will help. If you decide to donate I need to get your info so I can have Crunch send you a special thank you card that you can use as a tax write off. If I collect a minimum of $250 I will be included in a special sparring class that includes a lot of cool free boxing gear including new sparring gloves. I also get to spar a few rounds against a few people including a pro boxer for one round. So yes people I am willing to get beat up to fight breast cancer.

EDIT : Thanks to a helpful Bubbles I have figured it out. If you go to PayPal and use my email address you can make a donation. For accounting purposes when you do please comment here with your name, address and donation amount so I can add it to the sheet. Comments will be screened.

Please help me literally fight against breast cancer. If you'd like please post this to your journals to help me out.

Thank you in advance for all your help. I love you all.


Oct. 10th, 2008 09:13 am
synnoveaevael: (Wayne's World - Zang)
To the greatest roommate ever..


In other news... Being woken up at 1am sucks.

Being woken up at 1am by a hot 19 year old gnawing on your neck in your bed?

Not so sucky.


Sep. 30th, 2008 11:48 pm
synnoveaevael: (Circles)
Today I got my ass to work at 9.

Went to Linens N' Things at lunch. Got a shelving thingie and some bed raisers and a new mirror since Absinthe is an asshole.

Went to the dermo. Woo.

Came home, made dinner *gasps*. Okay it was just pasta & sauce. (HEY! I CAN EAT RED SAUCE AGAIN! WOO!!)

Watched Heroes on Hulu.

Put together the shelving unit.

Put it in my room.

Had Jared put the bed raisers on my bed. I'm kind of leary on the non wigglage, but Jared assures me he has rocked his bed plenty of times and life is okay. I mean, I have to launch myself at my bed to get on it and it wobbles. *raises eyebrows* This could be interesting.

BUT! I did not get more under the bed storage containers cause fucking LNT wanted $20. HORSESHITE. I can do better than that at TarJay or WallyWorld.

Cleaned off my dressers, put stuff in the shelves. I HAVE DRESSER TOPS! Who knew.

Began to separate my laundry.

Got super tired.

Tomorrow's adventures are finally getting my laundry done. THANK GOD. I actually was hell bent on doing that tonight but I got done with the dermo at like, 8. Well, I got home then. And I wanted to get the shelves up and together before my get up and go got up and went. :D

Oh, and dishes. Gots to do the dishes.

Fucking domesticated shit. BALLS, yo.

OH OH OH! I managed to not have a crying fit of sorts today. HUZZZAAAH!! Stupid whore-moans. I swear.

SO TIRED. Naptime.


Sep. 29th, 2008 05:39 pm
synnoveaevael: (Heroes - Peter/Sylar)
As Jared would say "FUCK YOU RADIO". It is fucking with me today.

Anyrate. MDRF was wonderful. I was entirely too drunk. Completely distracted from life. Friday's private party was low key and fantastic.

I barely have ANY pictures cause it kept pouring. I think Jim took bunches though (definitely of the food booths) so if I can manage to take them off his camera, I shall do so.

Today was special at work. My bosses were in NYC at some deposition of SUCK. But I came in at 9:25 even though I SHOULD have gotten here at 9 like I wanted to. Fucking traffic. I have to leave even earlier tomorrow.

See, I have to make up the hour I took off Friday. Cause staying through lunch once again doesn't count (sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't) and since I work till 6, they don't want me staying later. And they know it's damn near impossible for me to get here on time, let alone early.

I hate them all.

This whole time issue is a cause of most of my stress.

BUT ANYRATE. When I finally got here, two files were specifically readjusted on my desk. One is old and should have been finished YEARS ago. But no one would ever help me. I've asked. No one has TIME to teach me. And one Brian ignored me on 3 times. So, what am I supposed to do.

And I'm bleeding. So my emotions are over-rought with fun. Top it off with having an argument with a friend and LIFE IS WONDERFUL.

Excuse me, waiter? This is not the life I ordered. I'd like the soup. OH, I've changed my mind. Give me a very decadent dessert.

*listens to the traffic report* Oh, this sounds promising. Not.

My room is a bloody disaster. I have got to do something about it. I am going to be hitting up Linens and Things tomorrow at lunch for some storage options. This is fucking ridiculous. I have to clean out my closet too. I have fucking flannel shirts from HIGH SCHOOL in there. And we won't even discuss the jeans that don't fit my fat ass from years ago.

Out, out damned spot.

Talked to Z briefly today. I can't believe she's ALIVE. She laments not being able to hang. She is missed.

I am watching Grey's Anatomy with Jim tonight since I can't watch Heroes cause my life is on a day of teevee delay. Karaoke is on a one week delay. After much confusion he is making dinner. Why can't men properly convey any thought process?

Patrick showed me his marriage license today. We laughed. He laughed harder.

Eh. I should finish up this file. Then go.



Sep. 25th, 2008 09:33 pm
synnoveaevael: (Eyecon)
Couldn't get the eyelash tinting done. Turns out they only do eyelash extensions and quite frankly, they're long enough! They just are blonde. And I am a brunette. DAMMIT! I wanted to try this.

Had a good gabbing session with Laura, who waxed A TON OF STUFF. Which is good seeing as I don't know how clothed I'll stay tomorrow.

I'm all stickie now. Going to coat myself in Wax Off.

I stole some of the food in the fridge. Sorry Jared, I was HONGRY.

Oh, and I forgot how GOOD flat Mountain Dew was. Noms yo.

Mini meltdown handled. Valium is an amazing drug. Still not "me" but whatever. Now I'm just exhausted from like, crying for four hours. It's amazing what happens when stress & PMS collide.

Also, waxing never phased me before, but when you're on valium? She was seriously DONE and I had no idea. Totally wasn't even paying attention.

Although got outta there late, so I am just handwashing a few things for this weekend. Sucks. I had no time. I should have done it Tuesday. I had some time Tuesday, but it didn't even occur to me. Bah.

Am lame.

I'm also missing Grey's Anatomy. DAMNED LACK OF TEEVEE! See, this is when it's gonna piss me off. Gonna Hulu that shit Monday. Or Tuesday. Depends on if there is karaoke this week. Everyone seems preoccupied.



I'm going to go pack. Or something.


Sep. 19th, 2008 01:28 am
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - BWAHAHAHA!)
Me: Oh my god. Sometimes I'm ashamed to know you.

Jared: Shut up. You love it.

Now he's saying he's the real Slim Shady.

Something about sugary shit... I don't know. HALP.


Sep. 9th, 2008 05:51 pm
synnoveaevael: (Rose Grrl)
I'm just dicking around in my El Jay and I came across the video of Jared's birthday licks at MDRF. *giggles*

This is the shit we rose sellers have to do to people sometimes. I won't tell you how many laps I've had to crawl into, how many necks I've had to bite, how many cheeks I've had to kiss or how many moans I've had to mewl into random ears.



Sep. 5th, 2008 12:55 pm
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - BWAHAHAHA!)
A select number of people will understand the amusement. just sent me spam, to show me pix of her and her friends ;)

synnoveaevael: (Kittie - BWAHAHAHA!)
Jared and I are forming a celibacy club. HAHAHAH...

Then we're throwin' a party. The drink of choice will be Jonestown Jared's Kool Aid.

We just started thinking about all the people who get laid and we don't and... the tears.. I can't even type...


People who get laid and we don't:

- Verne Troyer

- Fat Bastard

- That chick in KingPin that Woody Harrelson had to fuck for rent

- Sumo Wrestlers

- That wrestler Chyna with the 4 inch clit

- Fucking Carrot Top

- Jonathon Davis

- Ron Jeremy (I don't care HOW big his dick is, he looks like a fucking marmet)


- Rosie O'Donnell

- David fucking Copperfield

- Dan Aykroyd

- Stephen Hawking (I debate this one though, but I bet the chair has attachments)

- Steve Buschemi

- Hugh Heffner! He's 900 years old!!!

- Kermit the Frog (Jared says he's literally porkin' too)

- Gary Goddamned "You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want When You're Making Love" Coleman

Jared: "What the fuck, man, I want to die. I wanna put on a Sadé album and put a shotgun in my mouth"

Me: "You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet"

Jared: "You come in a close second"

Who else? We're going for awful here. Like, there goes my fucking ego, bad.


Sep. 2nd, 2008 08:14 pm
synnoveaevael: (Rose Grrl)
My roommate. Is a freak.

So he pulls this shit the day the ValChuck got engaged... )


Aug. 27th, 2008 11:42 pm
synnoveaevael: (TBC - Dance)
I have moved my dumbbells next to my computer chair.

So that way when I am dicking around and just jabbering to Jared, I can do something quasi productive.

Yay ADD! So far, so good :D

And my roommate comes out with the most BIZARRE shit to say.

Lick sugary shit out of her ass??? WHAT???



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