Saviors and saints, devils and heathens alike

As Jared would say "FUCK YOU RADIO". It is fucking with me today.

Anyrate. MDRF was wonderful. I was entirely too drunk. Completely distracted from life. Friday's private party was low key and fantastic.

I barely have ANY pictures cause it kept pouring. I think Jim took bunches though (definitely of the food booths) so if I can manage to take them off his camera, I shall do so.

Today was special at work. My bosses were in NYC at some deposition of SUCK. But I came in at 9:25 even though I SHOULD have gotten here at 9 like I wanted to. Fucking traffic. I have to leave even earlier tomorrow.

See, I have to make up the hour I took off Friday. Cause staying through lunch once again doesn't count (sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't) and since I work till 6, they don't want me staying later. And they know it's damn near impossible for me to get here on time, let alone early.

I hate them all.

This whole time issue is a cause of most of my stress.

BUT ANYRATE. When I finally got here, two files were specifically readjusted on my desk. One is old and should have been finished YEARS ago. But no one would ever help me. I've asked. No one has TIME to teach me. And one Brian ignored me on 3 times. So, what am I supposed to do.

And I'm bleeding. So my emotions are over-rought with fun. Top it off with having an argument with a friend and LIFE IS WONDERFUL.

Excuse me, waiter? This is not the life I ordered. I'd like the soup. OH, I've changed my mind. Give me a very decadent dessert.

*listens to the traffic report* Oh, this sounds promising. Not.

My room is a bloody disaster. I have got to do something about it. I am going to be hitting up Linens and Things tomorrow at lunch for some storage options. This is fucking ridiculous. I have to clean out my closet too. I have fucking flannel shirts from HIGH SCHOOL in there. And we won't even discuss the jeans that don't fit my fat ass from years ago.

Out, out damned spot.

Talked to Z briefly today. I can't believe she's ALIVE. She laments not being able to hang. She is missed.

I am watching Grey's Anatomy with Jim tonight since I can't watch Heroes cause my life is on a day of teevee delay. Karaoke is on a one week delay. After much confusion he is making dinner. Why can't men properly convey any thought process?

Patrick showed me his marriage license today. We laughed. He laughed harder.

Eh. I should finish up this file. Then go.

Yep.

Couldn't get the eyelash tinting done. Turns out they only do eyelash extensions and quite frankly, they're long enough! They just are blonde. And I am a brunette. DAMMIT! I wanted to try this.

Had a good gabbing session with Laura, who waxed A TON OF STUFF. Which is good seeing as I don't know how clothed I'll stay tomorrow.

I'm all stickie now. Going to coat myself in Wax Off.

I stole some of the food in the fridge. Sorry Jared, I was HONGRY.

Oh, and I forgot how GOOD flat Mountain Dew was. Noms yo.

Mini meltdown handled. Valium is an amazing drug. Still not "me" but whatever. Now I'm just exhausted from like, crying for four hours. It's amazing what happens when stress & PMS collide.

Also, waxing never phased me before, but when you're on valium? She was seriously DONE and I had no idea. Totally wasn't even paying attention.

Although got outta there late, so I am just handwashing a few things for this weekend. Sucks. I had no time. I should have done it Tuesday. I had some time Tuesday, but it didn't even occur to me. Bah.

Am lame.

I'm also missing Grey's Anatomy. DAMNED LACK OF TEEVEE! See, this is when it's gonna piss me off. Gonna Hulu that shit Monday. Or Tuesday. Depends on if there is karaoke this week. Everyone seems preoccupied.

Bah.

BAH.

I'm going to go pack. Or something.

- Went out to lunch with my mom. She got me a really neat pashmina at a street festival in NYC. It's got velvet roses on it and such. I digs it! She's threatening to come to faire. I told her she should get her ass out the house.

- Apparently my stepfather got the second head growing off his face lasered off. Thank god. It started out small, but then like. I don't know how he was able to SEE. That kinda big. And it was sort of like TWO. Weird. Anyrate. GONE.

- She's annoyed at my father for whatever reason today. Woo.

- Lately, I have had some interesting conversations that I hope have taken root. We can only hope.

- I did laundry last night and no longer have the Pennsic FUNK chillin around me.

- MARYLAND INVASION. It's set to happen September 26/27/28. I am there. I am going to see my Hedgies. You people do what you want. Every year I make some attempt to organize this and every year I get a horrid headache about it. Although last year's headache yielded in a fantastic free hotel room. I haven't decided if I'm finding a place to store my body with someone who lives close to the faire, or if I'm finding a hotel room or what. When I figure that out, I will post. :)

- My boss took a picture of me next to my mom's car. He said it was picture perfect. *boggle* He's crazy. An old governor used to call him "Bill with the camera". So true. So true.

- There is nothing to say about how ordinary your life is, when your friend calls you to see if you may be available to pick up horse skeet. AWW SKEET SKEET. *grins*

- I have figured my next truly free weekend is the second weekend of December. IT IS AUGUST. Everything else has a temporary hold on it.

- I have uploaded Draven's videos from karaoke. I have one more to do of Steph, but I went to bed uploading Draven's last one.

- Still feeling walled in. I'm working on it. Things are in motion. So, time will tell.

- I am dressed up today. Wearing the cute shoes Tia got me and a skirt with slits up the sides, and a blazer & a bright blue tank top. Make up, hair, jewelry. WOO. Hey, if the Mister is going to take a picture of me, today was a good day. I love these shoes. So far, so good. I don't wanna run a marathon in them, but they are comfie as far as heels go.

- Sometimes I hate being a girl. That whole skipping my period thing is one of them. *bleeds to death* The multiple orgasm thing, while fantastic, doesn't really make up for it.

- I have to pack a bag for faire tonight. For the gym too since Keri seems to think I should work out before walking faire *grins* Lies, I just want to see her and the gym is a great hang out spot. Besides, I'm sure the people around us have missed our inordinately loud conversations about our sex lives.

- Keri keeps asking me to marry her. I'm thinking about it. She kisses like WHOA and is a hot, young, blond. *ponder*

- Hm. Fin. For now....

Every year, my NYRF cronies and myself invade MDRF.

For their wonderful food, for their awesome hospitality and of course, the wine garden that could make Bacchus weep with joy.

On Wednesday, January 30th at 10pm, the episode of "Dinner: Impossible" that was filmed at MDRF will be aired on the Food Network.

*the above icon was taken at MDRF where we attempted to eat the faire, and yet again, failed. NEXT YEAR, GADGET!!!*

[x-posted to mdrf]

Gittin' his birthday licks. Hiiiilarious.

Squish proposed. I, not being stupid, said yes.

Commence squeeing.

;)

( :D )

Anyrate, here are the pix for MDRF.

You remember the videos here and here.

So, here are the pix.
( Jesus Nikki, about friggin time. )

Maryland.

Otay. Tim has some crazy linkage up, but I think we'll be chillaxing at the same joint we always use.

TownPlace Suites Fort Mead
http://marriott.com/property/propertypage/BWITF
84.55 1 queen, 1 sofa bed
169 2-QUEENS 1-SOFABED better to get 2 $84 dollar rooms
AAA discount plus 12% ta
17 miles

Maureen called and it'll prolly be like, $89 a night for the weekend special there. So, if you shove 3 people in a room, that's a pretty sweet deal. $30 a person. edited to add: <~ per NIGHT. See what happens when you assume information from the beginning of the sentence will flow forward through the WHOLE sentence. Damned assumptions.

I think Squish & I are getting our own room, but if need be, we'll throw a body or two on the pullout :)