Saviors and saints, devils and heathens alike

I am fat.

I had most of my shrimp scampi and then half of my vanilla cheesecake FROM THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY!!

*uNf*

My bellie did not care for it much though. Wretchedly unhappy thing.

TOnnNiiight I go harass Bill. And tomorrow, against my better judgment it looks like I'm going to go walking through the wilderness. Eew. Me + nature = itchie.

Anyrate.

THEN I go home and I nap.

I think I'm going to Q's on Saturday cause it's the last time I'll see JoJo and Ash before they pilgrimage to Shunshine Shtate. *tear*

Bubbles types like she talks when she's wired on caffeine. I adore that fairy.

I just took an energy shot of doooom and hopefully I will be awake.

My punk ass was here ON FUCKING TIME. 8:30. I was *here*. Brian wasn't. BUT I FUCKING WAS. On time. The last three days? Wednesday HERE AT 9:25!!! Thursday, HERE AT 9:35!! and 8:30 TODAY. I pwn. It's hard. I hate traffic.

Today marks the start of our "summer hours" of leaving at 4 on Fridays. Of course we have to take 2 vacation days off our time to do this, but whatever, I'd rather start my weekends earlier.

Spring today? HOLY FUCK is it spring today.

Patrick has his invitations to the wedding. *looks at them* OH MY GOD THEY'RE FUZZY!! The outside envelope that holds the invite looks like a tuxedo sort of, and the "coat" part of it is FUZZY. They're kinda goldish and shiny brown and really nice and OH MY GOD $1500 FOR 150!?!?!?! Yeah. Anne Marie is totally making mine. And there was the CUTEST PAPER on that offbeatbride site. Yeah. Eff that in the A. $1500. Kiss my black ass.

Ooooh. Caffeine is kicking in. *bounces a bit*

So those files I posted pix of the other day, I'm slowly closing them out. It sucks. This week has been so stressful and stupid and busy and I hate my boss. He's totally having issues with his wife (the younger boss) and I don't think that is ANY OF OUR PROBLEMS BUT HIS, however he takes all his personal shit to the office (sometimes literally) and I think that is not helping.

Apparently Mister isn't talking to my aunt. HAHAH... He can't handle her leaving. But he's in Florida now and I don't care. WOOOO.

I am so glad I get out at 4 today. The world would not be able to handle me if I had to sit here till 5.

Goddamn am I full.

For your enjoyment.

Why are half the internets down? AOL & Hotmail are taking huge shits. Which is not conductive for this piddly little business I am involved with.

Anyrate. Updates!

- Marion came over last night. I got free clothes. w00t. I am a chubbie bitch. And my tits refused to be contained in some shirts. This one is modest, but uh... yeah. I'm still a poppin' out. If I'm to wear the others at work, I'm going to have to do the tank top thing under them. But if I go out? Heh. Eff that. Heh.

- I also got her old wedding dress. It's really beautiful, but not quite ME. I asked her if she'd mind if I totally hacked it to shit. She told me to go for it. It's a STUNNING color of a champagne. Very pale and golden and it's raw silk. I'm totally mutilating it for my skirt. It totally incorporates what I had a dream about. Janete, we totally have to start sketching something up, so at least I have the dress done.

- Juliet was awful cute with Marion over. She was pulling out ALL the adorable. I loved it. I love that friggin cat.

- I'm power leveling Keri in WoW. If anyone has free time, she's Keralei on the Eonar server and we need to fucking power level the hell out of her. It's a moral imperative. *grins* She's only 26 right now, but tomorrow I'm planning on throwing her through the Stockades. So if any of you guys have Alts you want to run through Stocks with, let a sister know. We'll do it whenever I get home and she's on.

- I am dealing with SO MANY STUPID PEOPLE AT WORK. And I hate doing estates. Really. I hate it. I cannot bs it well. I just can't. I don't know the material well enough. FUCKING LAWS. People go to law school to figure this shit out, yet I'm just supposed to "figure it out"???? Thanks for the vote of confidence, but uh. I'm not that good.

- I am so tired of winter. Seriously. Can it be spring times now plz?

- My apartment has hit disaster area 3 right now. AND I DON'T CARE!! hahahahHAHAHAHAHhHAHHHahHA.

- This weekend I can't remember who I made plans with for what. I am fiancéless for most of it until Sunday. Marion has some nifty ass Celtic festival I might attach myself to if I'm not dicking anyone else over. Am I dicking anyone else over? I don't *think* so, but I have this vague memory of a POSSIBLE plan, so LET A SISTAH KNOW!!

- It's almost lunch time. I'm friggin hungry. I have to go to the bank for one of my stupid clients (the worst thing about the dead is their stupid living relatives who just stare blankly at you when you say "YOU NEED TO GET CHECKS" cause they clearly can't handle that. How do they function in their own lives???) and cash a check I forgot about ($8. Woo.) and find food.

- I've been eating WAY too much lately. It's like I'm panicking that there will be no food left. And I'm eating everything. It's horrible. I need to be stopped. I'm like a vacuum cleaner. Without the dust and whatnot. Ew.

- It is crummie out. Have I mentioned how tired I am of winter? Yeah. Srsly.

- I called my skin doctor's office about my insurance issues, and they're STILL waiting for a reply. So I am calling at the beginning of NEXT week now. Cheese and crackers, son. Insurance people are slow fucks.

- I went to the gym last night (see vacuum cleaner) and I guess that week off really fucked my feet and now there are blisters. Rather I *HAD* the beginnings of blisters. I don't anymore cause Tia is a genius. She told me to rub dry bar soap on them and they'd go away. They're a TINY bit sore today, but not stinging and burning like yesterday. Huzzah to mah Teenoo.

- Hm. Tis all.

Squish proposed. I, not being stupid, said yes.

Commence squeeing.

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