HaHAHhahahh!!
Aug. 24th, 2009 12:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
synnoveaevaelJared is DUHRUNK.
He changed the password on the router at some point cause he couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. Okay, fine, whatever.
So I text him, asking him what it was.
At 9pm.
At 11:15, after telling me to call him twice with no friggin answer IMMEDIATELY after he said to call him, I FINALLY get the password.
Turns out, he passed out on the bus. Woke up at Newark International. Totally not a stop TO the house, but away from it.
Whoops.
So he got another bus home.
Could barely get in the door.
I was like "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and he said "what's the one thing I'm good at" and I said "Beer pong?"
Lo.
He was kicking ass and taking names at a bar after his killer football game. He decided to revisit his stance on drinking since the game was over.
Apparently not drinking for so long has made his tolerance that of an infant. Hahahah!!
I had to take his shoes off of him and his backpack as he collapsed into his bed.
Then he eventually got up and CHUGGED 2 huge glasses of water.
He's in a coma now. Heh.
He changed the password on the router at some point cause he couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. Okay, fine, whatever.
So I text him, asking him what it was.
At 9pm.
At 11:15, after telling me to call him twice with no friggin answer IMMEDIATELY after he said to call him, I FINALLY get the password.
Turns out, he passed out on the bus. Woke up at Newark International. Totally not a stop TO the house, but away from it.
Whoops.
So he got another bus home.
Could barely get in the door.
I was like "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and he said "what's the one thing I'm good at" and I said "Beer pong?"
Lo.
He was kicking ass and taking names at a bar after his killer football game. He decided to revisit his stance on drinking since the game was over.
Apparently not drinking for so long has made his tolerance that of an infant. Hahahah!!
I had to take his shoes off of him and his backpack as he collapsed into his bed.
Then he eventually got up and CHUGGED 2 huge glasses of water.
He's in a coma now. Heh.
