Dood, what?

[synnoveaevael]

Surprise for Nicole M**** V**** (my full name?!?)
"Mary Smith" <confucious512@gmail.com>
To: *me*

-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Dear Nicole,
If you clean out your purse, you will find a pleasant surprise.

Sincerely,
Confucious

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BWUH?!?!?! What kinda spam is THAT!??!

ETA:

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??! Dood!! Who??? Jared???? What did you do??? There are fucking Stop & Shop gift cards in there!!

A LOT OF THEM!! HOLY CRAP!!

Guys!! *tears up*

ETA2: BRIDE OF EDIT.

I just realized that this makes answers 12, 17c & 34 a lot funnier.

Comments

[fairyrune]

OMG. OMG. That's so awesome!

(I was going to say that my bear porn spam was better, but yours totally wins!)

[aifacat.livejournal.com]

*BEAMS* Now, that's my kinda spam!!!

[tigrrgrr.livejournal.com]

:)

It's good to have friends

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

LOL!! dood!! you weren't involved in this?!?!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

everyone check your purses! lol

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

indeed it is.

now if they would only own up to who was in charge of this bought of kindness...

[funny-face74.livejournal.com]

awwwww!! that is awesome.


xoxoxox

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

okay then WHO put them in my purse?!?! how many roommates do i have!??!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

xoxoxoxoxo <3

[fairyrune]

Not even a little bit, unfortunately. I would have liked to have been!

[liquidsnowman.livejournal.com]

there are good people out there and those people just happen to be our friends.

I'm not sure who was involved, but that was a damn good stunt.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i am sooprised. and confused!!!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

it was, yo. it was.

[lord-pendulous.livejournal.com]

well since you are out of a job and all...i rent out your room to a guatemalan couple when you are away.

[red-sykora.livejournal.com]

SWEET!

and you know, i've been VERY tempted to ask you if you would be willing to help clean my house... I'd pay ya... LOL

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*lmfao* that explains why i go in there and am hungry

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*LMFAO*

i'd prolly do it too!! hehehe

[fairefifi.livejournal.com]

Awwwww.....how awesome are friends???

[lord-pendulous.livejournal.com]

I told Luz she can't use the hot plate in your room. Grrr...

[red-sykora.livejournal.com]

well, if you're serious I have a BOAT load of laundry to do. and i'm just dreading it!! mostly i hate the folding part.

after that, my entire place is just a mess, but i'd have to figure out what to do first...

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

totally!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

aww, don't get her in trouble. ;-)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

dood, i made my bf do 17 loads of laundry the other week. i was like, this is insane. no man should have this much clothing. the trick is making him keep up with it.

take it to a laundromat if i you have that much! you have to drag it down to the damned basement anyways... might as well take it for a ride and get it done in a fraction of the time!

[lord-pendulous.livejournal.com]

it's your room...i fart on your pillow and I am a criminal. An immigrant cooks in your room using a hot plate and it's cool...

[makiieris.livejournal.com]

People love you!

That's so freakin' awesome!