Holy hell.
Sep. 13th, 2007 10:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
synnoveaevaelSo last night, I came home and putzed about. Ate half a pint of Ben & Jerry's. Decided I needed more food, so during WoW, I made some spaghetti.
Angel hair pasta and cracked open a fresh jar of Marinara sauce. Yes. Jarred sauce.
It was tasty. Like usual.
Continued to play.
Became flushed. Felt... strange. Then it hits.
HEARTBURN.
Agonizing. I ate Mylanta pills, Gas-X, and finally a wanna-be version of Zantac.
I felt like I'd drank battery acid. It was awful. My back hurt so bad, my stomach was twisting, it SUCKED.
I went to bed. Around midnight. Could not sleep. Rolled around sweating and freezing. My goosebumps had goosebumps. I didn't have the AC on.
Finally went to sleep around 2:30am. Threw up THREE times in between.
Not for nothing? Throwing up angel hair pasta BLOWS.
After the third time, I felt... Like nothing had ever been wrong. I got all the pasta and sauce out of me and I was fine.
WHYY did this happen? The pasta was fine. The sauce was brand new out of the jar. I'd had the ice cream the night before and I was fine.
What gives?? Can you really get heartburn so bad you throw up three times? Get feverish?
Last time I had red sauce & pasta I got a mild case of heartburn. I've had red sauce since, but usually with bread. So I guess I can't eat straight pasta & red sauce? It's too much for my stomach?
I don't think I have an ulcer or anything. But goddamn, I was wondering last night.
*sigh*
Crap. I have to go. Some lady is dying, Brian sat on the prepwork too long, and now I have to rush doing documents I have no clue about. I get to teach myself how to do a living trust today!
Joy.
Angel hair pasta and cracked open a fresh jar of Marinara sauce. Yes. Jarred sauce.
It was tasty. Like usual.
Continued to play.
Became flushed. Felt... strange. Then it hits.
HEARTBURN.
Agonizing. I ate Mylanta pills, Gas-X, and finally a wanna-be version of Zantac.
I felt like I'd drank battery acid. It was awful. My back hurt so bad, my stomach was twisting, it SUCKED.
I went to bed. Around midnight. Could not sleep. Rolled around sweating and freezing. My goosebumps had goosebumps. I didn't have the AC on.
Finally went to sleep around 2:30am. Threw up THREE times in between.
Not for nothing? Throwing up angel hair pasta BLOWS.
After the third time, I felt... Like nothing had ever been wrong. I got all the pasta and sauce out of me and I was fine.
WHYY did this happen? The pasta was fine. The sauce was brand new out of the jar. I'd had the ice cream the night before and I was fine.
What gives?? Can you really get heartburn so bad you throw up three times? Get feverish?
Last time I had red sauce & pasta I got a mild case of heartburn. I've had red sauce since, but usually with bread. So I guess I can't eat straight pasta & red sauce? It's too much for my stomach?
I don't think I have an ulcer or anything. But goddamn, I was wondering last night.
*sigh*
Crap. I have to go. Some lady is dying, Brian sat on the prepwork too long, and now I have to rush doing documents I have no clue about. I get to teach myself how to do a living trust today!
Joy.
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Date: 2007-09-13 02:58 pm (UTC)Today, I was all dressed and everything when I went upstairs to get my breakfast and lunch out of the fridge. Elmo follows me back downstairs, and runs toward the bathroom.
I was like, "Sorry cat, too late! You missed it!"
He was so confused!
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Date: 2007-09-13 03:00 pm (UTC)he was like "WAAAIIIT!!!!!"
po' lil' man. he snoozed. he loosed.
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Date: 2007-09-13 03:05 pm (UTC)He was! It was hysterical.
I imagine he went and peed on something after I left, though.
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Date: 2007-09-13 03:08 pm (UTC)prolly. he is elmo. pisser of couches.