synnoveaevael: (Goonies - OMFG)
Surprise for Nicole M**** V**** (my full name?!?)
"Mary Smith" <confucious512@gmail.com>
To: *me*

-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Dear Nicole,
If you clean out your purse, you will find a pleasant surprise.

Sincerely,
Confucious



BWUH?!?!?! What kinda spam is THAT!??!

ETA:

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??! Dood!! Who??? Jared???? What did you do??? There are fucking Stop & Shop gift cards in there!!

A LOT OF THEM!! HOLY CRAP!!

Guys!! *tears up*

ETA2: BRIDE OF EDIT.

I just realized that this makes answers 12, 17c & 34 a lot funnier.

Aww!

Jul. 17th, 2008 02:13 pm
synnoveaevael: (Mama & me)
My mom texted me earlier to wish me a happy early burstday, and find out what I was doing today. If I was coming to work tomorrow, and blahblahblah. I told her about the Cali Invasion. She was all "squee" and shit.

I was like "what, she can't text me TOMORROW on the actual blessed anniversary of my vacation from her womb??" and I found out why she was being ninja.

I GOT FLORS AND A MONKEEEY!

They're in a watering can. SO CUTE! I love old fashioned watering cans.



I love these roses. They're my favorite smaller roses. Chocolates? Mochas? Kim knows.



MONKEEEY!! He's holding a lil' cupcake that is a lil' ceramic container thingie. SO CUTE!



The other side. :)

OMG

Jul. 11th, 2008 12:27 pm
synnoveaevael: (Kelly - Shoes)
Shooz.

So Tia mailed me their toiletries since you know, the FCC FAA is the gestapo, and she also sent me a scarf *SQUEE* and shoes. She made me ze scarf <3 :D

Tis purple & black :D



And the shoes!!!





They're gray with a scooped wedge heel and black wingtip kind of detailing. I LORVE THEM.

Dood. They're 3 inches tall. I AM NORMAL PEOPLE HEIGHT!

*goosh*

May. 7th, 2008 08:29 pm
synnoveaevael: (Archie & Me - wuv. twoo wuv)
Mah man cooks AND does dishes.

*glee*

EEEP!

Mar. 3rd, 2008 11:36 am
synnoveaevael: (Archie & Me - wuv. twoo wuv)
I get to have lunch with my fiancé!!!!

*GLEE*
synnoveaevael: (Pookie)
I love my Squish.

He is good to me.

He kills things in Warcraft for me when I'm too low a level.

He makes sure I am comfortable all the time. Even if he's accidentally injuring me. Constantly. He's trying.

He hugs me lots.

He kisses me lots.

He is a very affectionate person.

He buys me food.

He saves our emails.

He takes me on dates.

He gives me flowers.

He is romantic.

He emails me daily, even if it is just to say he loves me or "nom".

He is sillie and sweet and makes me laugh.

He makes me smile even though I try to be mad at him.

He scratches my back.

He is good to my family.

He likes my friends.

He supports my insanity.

He makes me dinner of crazy concoctions. And too many dishes, but he has even broken down and done those.

He sweeps the floors.

He always makes seeing me a priority.

He makes the cutest "fake mad" faces.

He always has something comforting to say.

He loves my cat and Jared's cats and feeds them. They lay on him and purr.

He makes me computers.

He has comfortable sweatshirts that I steal.

He makes me feel like the prettiest girl in the world even when I don't think so.

He is always there when I need him, I don't even need to ask.

He is smart.

I love my Squish.

Ah.

Dec. 29th, 2007 10:01 pm
synnoveaevael: (I heart my dork)
My king.

My dreamboat.

My king of all dorks.



Headset? Check!
Mickey D's? Check!
Laptop? Check!
High speed computer running too? Check!
Still living in his mother's basement? Check!

And he's allll mine. BACK OFF BITCHES! MINE!!!

*arms self with a club*
synnoveaevael: (Archie & Me - wuv. twoo wuv)
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] anathemad you can watch my drunken, obnoxious ass accepting Squish's proposal.

<3

Hi.

Oct. 7th, 2007 10:16 pm
synnoveaevael: (Archie & Me - wuv. twoo wuv)


Squish proposed. I, not being stupid, said yes.

Commence squeeing.

;)

:D )
synnoveaevael: (Moonstruck - Love him awful)
He is so friggin wonderful to me and mine.

I keep him.
synnoveaevael: (Archie & Me - wuv. twoo wuv)
He presented me with this on Saturday.

Look at mah pretty necklace! )

Hahlo.

Sep. 10th, 2007 12:07 am
synnoveaevael: (Rose Grrl)
THINGS.
Or what I like to call RETURN OF TL;DR!!! Cause it is. )
Lastly,

- Many of my friends are having issues. Good, bad and indifferent. I am there for you all. Because I love you guys. You are my family too, genetics be damned. Quite frankly some of you don't want my genetics. Although, let's face it. I have nice hair.

*sigh*

Sep. 7th, 2007 02:46 pm
synnoveaevael: (Moonstruck - Love him awful)
I have the best boyfriend ever.

EEEP!

Aug. 29th, 2007 02:22 pm
synnoveaevael: (Moonstruck - Love him awful)
I am loved!
 )

Aug. 29th, 2007 10:32 am
synnoveaevael: (Archie & Me - wuv. twoo wuv)
To my Squish.

My lovely lovely boyfriend, whom I adore more than chocolate covered strawberries.

Happy two year anniversary.

These have been a couple of the best years of my life.

Thank you baby, I love you very much.
synnoveaevael: (Shirley Manson - I <3 nerds)
I think I have the best friends in the whole wide world.

Thanks guys. Just. Thanks.

I know lots of you wanted to be there, but I'm rather glad Leslie pulled me aside and told me to open that card in private. Cause I think I cried on and off for an hour.

Thank you again.

For all the thoughtful gifts, for all the sweet cards, for the AMAZING amount of thought and anal retention put into gifts *cough*Steve*cough*, and just general amazingness of you all.

I threw up from 6am till 11am on Saturday, and my friends STILL made me feel like a million billion dollars *grins*.

And special mention goes to Janete, for keeping her home open for all of us, and then turning into a Pennsic sweatshop. I love my bestest chica <3.

Love you guys <3 <3 <3


PS!!! OH!!! PINGIEPING!!! JAY!!! I have your phone. :D I found it in the couch cushions :D

*sigh*

Jul. 14th, 2007 12:09 am
synnoveaevael: (Carnivale - Tree)
Today. Well, it obviously sucked.

But. I have the best friends and boyfriend a girl could ask for.

Thank you guys. For everything. You know who you are.

synnoveaevael: (Archie & Me - wuv. twoo wuv)
My boyfriend is wonderful and patient and kind even when I am not.

Thank you baby.

*giggles*

Jan. 15th, 2007 07:48 pm
synnoveaevael: (Pookie)
I came home tonight, and my bed was made upside down.

Like, pillows where the feet should go. And REALLY made.

With the extra pillows and all.

ANNNDDD the Wii was there! *glee*

My boyfriend is so cute :D

*goosh*

Dec. 19th, 2006 11:19 am
synnoveaevael: (Teh Minx.Trix2)
Mah Minxie lurves me.

She just sent me "Stitch n' Bitch: The Happy Hookers Guide to Crocheting"

*grins*

She be the knitter you see. I be the pathetic "you mean I can crochet somehow besides a single stitch in a blanket or scarf formation?" crocheter.

*beams*

I't so pretty, and it looks like she uses words I understand!! And there's more than just sweaters and circles and stuff!!!

I'm excited. :D

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