Saviors and saints, devils and heathens alike

That beets make your poo a red wine purple?

I sure as hell didn't.

But now? Now I do.

HEEE!

- Boredom. I has it.

- Exhaustion? I may has that too. I should be fucking shot. My previous post tended to cause more anxiety than I ever though. I went to New Hope last night. Butchered some Siouxsie, but had Jim, the 87 year old Sinatra singer compliment me. He ended up with a bra on his head later.

- Snagged a Skwrl and saw the new place. VERY nice. Needs some TLC, but goddamn is it huge and awesome rooms and amazing space and WOW. Just. Color me jealous. Their neighbors have the coolest porch too. Srsly.

- Love hanging out with Draven. And Drew was cracking me the fuck up. That boy can spin a tale. Nice to officially meet Jazzie. Good times, noodle salad.

- I have Pennsic $5.99 a Minute Voice today from all the fucking smokers in the bar. GR!

- So I got to bed at 4am. I have an energy shot and I'm not afraid to use it. But I seem to be okay. I got a Coke *gag* with lunch and I'm nursing that. But. I'm not really that tired. I don't get it. Last year during faire I was exhausted till Thursday and then it started back up again. This year I'm all okay. My tendons are tight, and my calves are balls of steel, but I can wake up in the morning and walk. I just have to take it easier during the day.

Sucks getting old.

- I have to go to my boss's house today to relocate some files. This is an annoying as fuck task. Which is why I put it off. So now it will suck. Even more unfortunate is his grandchildren will be there "helping". Joy. Rapture. At least they're good for manual labor.

- I have been asked to post some of my older stories on my TMFI filter, but I wanna redo some of them. A few of them have some *real* fucking potential. Hopefully I can get in the mindset to do that tonight.

Suddenly!
A movement in the corner of the room!
And there is nothing I can do
And I realize with fright,
That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight!

Really.

Don't read it.

As ganked off of a certain hippie kicker on MySpace.

( TMFI, MUDDERFUCKER! )

*WARNING* WAY too much TMFI ahead.

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