*ow*

[synnoveaevael]

Dear Uterus,

I understand the vital role you play in my life.

And I am thankful that you bleed monthly.

However, if you could just lessen the back pain, cramps and bloating, I would be very appreciative, since I am horribly uncomfortable today.

Sincerely,
Your host

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owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow.

Comments

[destinyrose10.livejournal.com]

I know exactly how you feel. Two weeks ago at the faire not only was I stressed about the show but I was PMSing like a MOFO! I almost killed a lady in traffic on Friday. Can't we just put them on a shelf until we need them?

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i KNOW, right?! ugh.

[mistresdarkella.livejournal.com]

LMFAO....not laughing at the pain your in sweetie, just your letter.
HUGS..pms sucks!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

hehe.. thankies :D

[vladyphoenixv.livejournal.com]

*Slips you a vicodin*

Why can't we just be allowed to stay at home until we're ready to face the world, when we're back to normal?

Cause, ya know, with the mood I'm in today, it's hazardous to people's health to be around me.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i hear ya. i keep going to the bathroom just to whine.

and bleed.

and whine.

mm.. vicodin. oh, it's been so looong.

[kat-von-blut.livejournal.com]

I have injested so much vicadin today because of cramps that I can barely speak.

it's either cramps or an alien fetus chewing it's way out.
*dies a little*

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*cuddles*

how i envy you your vikes. cause i'm just in pain. :(

i don't even know if it's pain so much as it's this horrible discomfort. NOTHING feels good. everything just makes me more uncomfortable than i was before.

*sigh*

[gothic-diamond.livejournal.com]

Dear uterus,
I'm obviously NEVER going to get pregnant again, so you are now of no use to me. Please leave, and take all your pain and assorted suffering with you.

(I feel your pain)

*hugs*

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

lots of people are feeling the pain this month. oi.