Aaaah... Overheard. How I love thee.

Wednesday One-Liners Snort When They Laugh

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Guy to self: Doctor Jean Grey has the most powerful orgasm of all the X-Men.

--Union Square Park

Overheard by: Stan

Engineering school chick, screaming: And I was like, 'Oh my god, this is the worst protractor ever!'

--Columbia University

Skanky hipster chick to another: I would totally do him... But only if I had the ninja outfit on.

--Ludlow St.

[Four NYPD cops are checking people's bags at rush hour. A man in a suit appears to be their superior.]
Man in suit: But then he realizes that Jedis don't seek revenge. [The four cops all nod gravely.]

--W 4th St Subway Station

Overheard by: KL

Fiftyish suit: Chewbacca, the original wingman...

--86th & Lexington

Overheard by: Ike

Woman on cell: I'm busy. I've got things to do. And right now what I'm doing is looking at comic books.

--Forbidden Planet

Overheard by: Josh

Chick: We were always competing to be chief geek... But he had asperger's, so he won.

--Central Park

Blame onceupon :)

I know what some of you look like. A few of y'all never shy away from posting photos of yourself. Many of you though I know only through icons, images of things, places, people that aren't you. I suppose there are reasons for this but...

If you would be so kind and bold, go ahead and post a full size photo of yourself in the comments. I could think of a number of reasons to justify this but the main one is that I am simply curious. I like to know what people look like!

I am shamelessly stealing this idea from several people on my friends list who posted it yesterday in their journals. The response was really good and it was nice to scroll through the comments and see actual real faces behind the user names, even if I didn't recognize the names.

*completely yoinked from her*

( I will start. Me from last Pennsic. )

Man.

I tripped BALLS down memory lane today.

*sigh*

And the carnival!!

*sigh*

Childhood is almost unrecognizable and will be come the summer.

*bwhahahha*

AAAHHH!!

OH MY GOD.

I love the Tartan Terrors!!

Oh and.

No cavaties!

*big bright smile*

The dentist praised my flossing habits (I was honest, I told him once a week, LOL) and my lack o' tartar :D

*boogies*

I also got a toofbrush and ANOTHER bebe tube of toothpaste. I have like, 2342349823 of them.

I kept the toofbrush in the car. Cause you never know.

*dances*