Aaaah... Overheard. How I love thee.
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synnoveaevaelWednesday One-Liners Snort When They Laugh
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014659.html
Guy to self: Doctor Jean Grey has the most powerful orgasm of all the X-Men.
--Union Square Park
Overheard by: Stan
Engineering school chick, screaming: And I was like, 'Oh my god, this is the worst protractor ever!'
--Columbia University
Skanky hipster chick to another: I would totally do him... But only if I had the ninja outfit on.
--Ludlow St.
[Four NYPD cops are checking people's bags at rush hour. A man in a suit appears to be their superior.]
Man in suit: But then he realizes that Jedis don't seek revenge. [The four cops all nod gravely.]
--W 4th St Subway Station
Overheard by: KL
Fiftyish suit: Chewbacca, the original wingman...
--86th & Lexington
Overheard by: Ike
Woman on cell: I'm busy. I've got things to do. And right now what I'm doing is looking at comic books.
--Forbidden Planet
Overheard by: Josh
Chick: We were always competing to be chief geek... But he had asperger's, so he won.
--Central Park
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014659.html
Guy to self: Doctor Jean Grey has the most powerful orgasm of all the X-Men.
--Union Square Park
Overheard by: Stan
Engineering school chick, screaming: And I was like, 'Oh my god, this is the worst protractor ever!'
--Columbia University
Skanky hipster chick to another: I would totally do him... But only if I had the ninja outfit on.
--Ludlow St.
[Four NYPD cops are checking people's bags at rush hour. A man in a suit appears to be their superior.]
Man in suit: But then he realizes that Jedis don't seek revenge. [The four cops all nod gravely.]
--W 4th St Subway Station
Overheard by: KL
Fiftyish suit: Chewbacca, the original wingman...
--86th & Lexington
Overheard by: Ike
Woman on cell: I'm busy. I've got things to do. And right now what I'm doing is looking at comic books.
--Forbidden Planet
Overheard by: Josh
Chick: We were always competing to be chief geek... But he had asperger's, so he won.
--Central Park
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Date: 2008-05-14 03:06 pm (UTC)hahah those posters are in the trains lol
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Date: 2008-05-14 03:29 pm (UTC)http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/04/chewbacca_was_not_the_original.html
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Date: 2008-05-14 03:11 pm (UTC)HAHAHAHAHA!
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Date: 2008-05-14 03:45 pm (UTC)This one totally sounds like
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Date: 2008-05-14 03:33 pm (UTC)COME TO JERSEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY!
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Date: 2008-05-14 05:48 pm (UTC)i thought you might be intrested in this just cause it is wierd.. and also gives you something else to do besides work
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Date: 2008-05-14 05:51 pm (UTC)and thank you <3