*claps gleefully*

I am SOOO tired.

But it was SOOO worth it!

[The Master's Key]

♥♥

Thanks to mah boys!! Thank you guys sooo much!! :D

Okie Dokie.

Ramble.

- MY FUCKING CAT. Juliet has this morning ritual where she runs into my room either before I go into the shower or after. Today it was before. Fine, whatever. I get out of the shower and there are FLYING BALLS OF FURY!! Firenze was backed against my door, on her back, with Absinthe "playing" with her (aka, torturing the shit out of her cause he doesn't realize how much she really hates him), and I see Juliet's paws from under the door "assisting". I scream at them, Firenze FLIES to the living room and Shit Heel bolts into Jared's room. Juliet, then hides under my bed. For like, the duration of my morning prep work. I tried getting her out. I'm not sure if she left or not. I will find out later if she's lazing about the apartment or STARVING TO DEATH in my room. 7 is just 7 short hours away. At first I felt bad. But she did it to herself if she is in there. She can nap it away.

- Did I mention I got my Karazhan key?? OH YES I DID. I feel so uber. I even managed to keep most of the aggro (I'm feral) off our insanely high DPSing warlock. Until he effin jinxed me and said I was doing a good job. Bastard. ;)

- I go from freezing to sweating here. It sucks. Now, I am cold. Before I was warm. BUGGER IT ALL.

- Hey. It's lunch time.

- I've been working lots lately. I cleaned the HELL off my desk. I am proud. About 5 more projects to bust out. *does a lil' dance*

- I hate tax season.

- I am bleeding to death.

- I am worried about my stupid cat. GAAH. I hope she's out of my room. Putzy little thing.

- *brr*

- I had more to say. I think. But now it's lunch time. YAY GOOSHIE FOODZ!

I like my new icon.

Even thought it freaks April out ;)

- My breasts are swollen and sore. IT SUCKS. I hate being a girl sometimes.

- I found more 50% off chocolate. At the A&P. GOOD chocolate too, not the crap I got last time. Well, some of it was good. The box was crap though. I got Dove & Guylian. MMM.

- Joanna, you still dropping by tonight?

- My kingdom for a nap. I'm not exhausted. Just like. Don't wanna be here.

- They make big bear sizes of Red Bull now. The original size, then the can & a half size, then the double can size that's as big as a No Fear. Two cans of Red Bull at once? I've haven't done that since I was addicted to the shit.

- Random aside, and if it makes sense to you, MAYBE you should think twice. I'm not for doing things people tell me to do. Or worry about what people say.

HOWEVER. Sometimes I will be like "Keri. I am going to the gym this week. If I do not go, yell at me." and she will. Cause that's what I asked.

So if you're all in your El Jay lambasting someone for hurting you, and having everyone back you up and shit cause, yeah, it sucked and their your friends, and they're making sure you're sticking to your guns... Would you REALLY want all those people finding out that you crawled behind their backs and totally diminished your self worth by begging for what hurt you in the first place?

Like.

Seriously now. What would they say? Would you lose friends because you're on such a self destructive streak? Especially say if this was the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 10th time this shit has happened? C'mon now.

That's all I'm saying about THAT cryptic nonsense. But it applies to a few of you. So fucking read it and recognize. I have some fucking willpower about your self respect. It shouldn't be *that* hard. If you saw a friend doing what you're doing, you'd undoubtedly slap them up the brainpan. Gawrsh.

- Oh, oh! Kim! Send me that way via email that we were talking about last night. I've decided driving to Woodchuck's, with my eyes the way they are, is just shittie. I can't see well, there are many sharp turns, and the DEER. Jesus Christ the deer. So I'm a nervous wreck for a good hour of my life when I drive alone. And the one time it was raining?? OH DELIGHTFUL.

- I have two small "pimples" (I'm not entirely convinced they're not hives or something, but they're not as big) on my chest, below my necklace. Like, low enough to be on sensitive tissue, but high enough to be totally visible. Thank god I have lots of freckles. I also have a pimple (real one) right by my eyebrow. I, of course, blame Nix for this shit.

- That Dove chocolate was gooood. The PMS gods are pleased with this sacrifice.

- I love cracking my neck. The closer the *craccck* to my skull, the better. MMm.

- Hey. It's freezing in here again. Shooocker.

- James *giggle* is at another store, so he can't really email me. I sent him one cause I'm a cheeseball though. I miss him. WHY DON'T WE FUCKING LIVE TOGETHER I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS CRAP!!

- I need to move. Jared & I are talking about it. The price is right where we are now, but the area is just shit. After my car got sideswiped so lovingly, I'm don't wanna see how far I can push my luck. We've been there a couple years and I'm not thrilled. I was never thrilled, but whatever. You know what I mean.

- I'm still worried about that stupid cat. Just like. A lil. But I am. Stupid cat. I love her so much. Grrr.

I love him.

I just got this email from mah man.

I logged onto you this am.. And got you the rep for scryer... Which got you the new shoulder enchant.... And so all you need is +12 defense to gloves to become crit immune :)

I love him. And kudos to you if you understood it.

*gooshie geek luv vibes*

Weee.

( LONG ASS SURVEY. )

MMhm.

Guess who was trapped in my room all day cause she's a bad girl.

Guess who made a bee line for the food bowl the second she was let out.

Guess who prolly is luving up on me right now.

If you guessed Juliet. You'd be right.

Retarded little calico.

I don't know what you heard about me...

I'm a P.I.M.P. pimp.

Check out my serious fucking eyebrows. They go THROUGH my pimp hat.





This are serious drood.