MMhm.

[synnoveaevael]

Guess who was trapped in my room all day cause she's a bad girl.

Guess who made a bee line for the food bowl the second she was let out.

Guess who prolly is luving up on me right now.

If you guessed Juliet. You'd be right.

Retarded little calico.

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[fairyrune]

See? I knew she'd be fine. Did you get yelled at?

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

nope.

and she still wants back in.

[fairyrune]

Wow, she's retarded just like Elmo! Can you imagine if they could breed?

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

NO. oh god.

[fairyrune]

The babies would be verrah cute, verrah luvie, and VERRAH dumb.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

like, wander into walls dumb.

wait. they do that already.

[fairyrune]

Elmo SLAMMED his dumb self into a wall once. We think he may have been chasing something that wasn't there, but it was pretty freaking funny.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*snort*

absinthe tried to take a corner and failed the other night. he was crazed so his nails were out and his ass SLAMMED into the wall, but the front of him kept going. HIGHLARITY.

[fairyrune]

See, he's a baby. He's allowed to be dumb like that. Elmo was all growed up when he threw himself into the wall. The sound of a twenty pound cat slamming into a wall is like no other.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

he's not THAT much of a baby. he's well over a year old. he's just dumb as a box of bricks.

he cries at thumbtacks.

[fairyrune]

...What?

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

I TOLD YOU!!

so. he's fascinated with thumbtacks. it's why i can't let him in my room. he pulls down the curtains i have hanging around my bed so he can play with the thumbtacks that come down.

and now?? he pulls them out of places he can see them. he stood on the BACK of my computer chair and removed a thumbtack holding up a picture.

he bats them around the entire apartment. which SUCKS cause they're sooo much fun to step on. i use the big thumbtacks with the plastic on the end.

so now? he sees a thumbtack and CRIES at it. that huge celtic tapestry thing in my living room? it's held up by 3 thumbtacks. he CRIES at them.

[fairyrune]

Ahh...ok. I thought that for some reason he was afraid of thumb tacks.

Obviously what you have to do is cover all of the thumbtacks so that he cannot see them. Or get the ones that are flat, so he can't pull them out.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

lol.. no. he covets them.

but then *i* can't pull them out. heh.

[fairyrune]

It seems you have the same problem as we do with Elmo and the garage. He knows he's not allowed out there, yet he insists on yowling at the door. Dumbass.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

yeeep.

and he can't even SEE the ones that hold up my curtains. he just know they exist now that he's tried climbing them and they've come out.

[fairyrune]

You know, it almost seems like he'd be smart, figuring stuff like that out.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

almost.

but he's retarded. maybe he's a thumbtack savant.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Did you lay down so she could step on all your soft spots?

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

hell no. she was way more concerned on eating ;)

[goddessinsepia.livejournal.com]

Aw, I heart calicos. Stupid, though they may be. My calico once lit herself on fire.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

hahaha... my russian blue once burned his whiskers on a candle. hehehe