*BWAHAHAHA*

embly917!!! Saw this and thought of you!!!

Quasi-thug #1: So if I got the first season, you would watch it with me?
Quasi-thug #2: Fuck yeah. It's the fucking Golden Girls, yo.

--Port Authority
http://syndicated.livejournal.com/overheardnyc/1376535.html

*dork*

*does math*

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Surbay

Ten years ago today, it was 1996. Take this survey, post the results, and see how many things have changed since then.

1) How old were you?
THEN: 16
NOW: 26

2) Where did you work?
THEN: Shop Reich.. ehrm. Shop Rite.
NOW: Same law firm for SEVEN FRIGGIN YEARS.

3) Where did you live?
THEN: Wayne, New Jersey
NOW: skIrvington, New Jersey

4) How was your hair style?
THEN: lil' longer than shoulder length, front a bit shorter than the rest, red and brown
NOW: middle of my back, goes from brown to copper red at the bottom

5) Did you wear contacts?
THEN: yes
NOW: yes

6) Did you wear glasses?
THEN: yes
NOW: yes

7) Who was your best friend?
THEN: Kellie, Christine & Leyla
NOW: I'll just say Jim to make it easier.

8) Which of your pets were still alive?
THEN: Frampton & Billy.
NOW: Lexington & Juliet.. Firenze is my niece.

9) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
THEN: Yeah right. Can you say INVISIBLE to the opposite sex?
NOW: Jimmy Jim Jim JIM!!!

11) Who was your celebrity crush?
THEN: Ehrm. OH! Dave Navarro
NOW: Ehrm. I'd say Angelina Jolie, but it's more of an admiration thing. I don't know.

12) Who was your regular-person crush?
THEN: Prolly Anson. Or Chris.
NOW: JIMMY JIM JIM JIM!!!

13) How many piercings did you have?
THEN: just ears.
NOW: just ears. still.

14) How many tattoos did you have?
THEN: 1
NOW: 2

15) What was your favorite band/singer?
THEN: Nirvana.White Zombie.Guns N' Roses.Sublime.
NOW: I don't know. I have a crazy taste in music nowadays.

16) Had you smoked a cigarette?
THEN: nevvaaah
NOW: nevvaaah

17) Had you gotten drunk?
THEN: Yeeep.
NOW: yeeep.

18) What kind of Car did you drive?
THEN: 1985 Cherry Red Camaro. *SMACK*
NOW: 2000 Gold Altima