friday_fiver

1. Ate food that tastes bad
*bleckie noise* "What the shit was that??"

2. Stubbed your toe
Ah. I harness the pain in on this one and focus it away. Cause if I didn't, I'd let out a stream of curses that George Carlin has YET to hear. I rammed MYSELF with a shopping cart in the back of the ankle yesterday (don't ask) and I did it then.

3. Become frustrated
*snarls* "bitches."

4. Broken something
"SHIT!"

5. Been cut off by another driver
"HELLOOOOO!" "What the fuck, asshole!" Or the Jersey bird.

Things.

- So, I go out to lunch today. Perfectly sunnie, muggie day. About 1 mile down the road, it is COMPLETELY EVIDENT that Noah had been through with his arc. There are HUGE rivers flowing down the road, and everyone's got their lights on. I pull into the deli, and I see an umbrella by the garbage that is inverted, all cartoon style. I see a woman walking to her car with her umbrella over her head (it's not raining, mind you) and it's half broken.

So.. weird.

So, I get my car washed, and it POURS on my car not 10 minutes later. So I guess it chose to rain on half of Wayne at a time.

- I went out to lunch to do two things. Pick up lunch and go to the bank. I TOTALLY TARDED OUT on the bank issue. So I got back and I'm like, "dear shit. I forgot to go to the bank." Heidi told me to do that and get my oil changed after I was done eating since I was gone for like, 15 minutes. Sweet. Did that and STILL got back before the bossmen.

- Have I mentioned it is POURING??

- So yeah. Oil changed. They said AGAIN that I need transmission work done cause my fluid is dark. I have NO PROBLEM with the fluid being dark. It's being GONE that I have issues with. So I call my cousin Jason, who's a mechanic (WITH FERRARI NOW!!! That little shit.) and he says I'm all systems go to chillax. Which is goot. So no trans work for me. I'm still paranoid after Skye's issues.

- At the car wash/oil change joint I end up venting to the chick behind the counter. Oops. I also pick up this SOOOOOOO SAWWFTTTT faux suede steering wheel cover since mine has been getting a LITTTTTLE toastie in the mornings and afternoons. Damn sun. It is that same sand kinda color that matches my car. My car is very neutral toned. I need to go get some shit out of Skye to give Grace some personality.

- I'm still typing like a TARD with this brace on.

- My grandfather is still in the hospital. I heard a rumor of him needing a transfusion. He was telling everyone the other day that he should have just DIED during the bypass. So everything is normal. My aunt had a COW telling his normal doctor that he needs anti-anxiety meds, but he's like "Uhm. Yeah, I know. But no." So she's pissed. The doc is just convinced that she doesn't want to hear him complain, but HELLLOOO. My grandfather is like, suicidal. But only sometimes. Like, when he's left alone for more than 20 minutes to think. Otherwise he's fiiine. He's crazy. Just like the rest of us.

- Speaking of my aunt, she was out the past couple days. Her wedding anniversary, my uncle's birthday and her birthday are like, all within a week. So, I've been keeping down her end of the fort. Sort of. Ya know when the shit hits the fan and it would have regardless of who was in charge? Yeah, that's my week.

- Everyone here is so crankie, we've hit "retardedly amused". It's good. I guess.

- This video is of Angelina Jolie videos and clips of whatever. But the first minute with the kids is SO frickin' cute.

- There are a bunch of chipmunks outside my office. Lately they've been scurrying across the path to our door, and it's SOOO cute. *hophophop* SOOO CUTE. Why don't people keep chipmunks as pets? They're sooo cute.