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Nov. 18th, 2009 06:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
synnoveaevaelZ & I go to the Safeway to get some ramen (RAHmen) and cookies.
We stop by the flower section and they have CHILI PEPPERS ON STICKS there. Like the bouquet from hell. I start talking about them and turn around and I see a guy talking to Z. In a butcher's coat. Covered in blood. And I think I hear him say "Do you need help with the flowers?"
Turns out, he said to her "Do you want me to buy you flowers?"
And I was all like "Qua?"
Later, we're in front of some warm apple pie filling vendor guy and trying them nummie, and he walks by us and goes "MMmmMMMM!" like *we're* warm apple pie. HAHAHAH! I think, btw, this was mostly directed at Z.
THEN!!!
We're by the cheese, and we see him at the end of the aisle. And we're like "omfg". And he darted down to the other aisle and came up next to us.
He says "So would you ladies like to go out for drinks with me later?" and we're like "...uh... no, we have plans." And he goes "OH! Well, you know where I work!!" and wandered off.
It was just very direct and critical strike. LOL. He was prolly in his mid-forties. We got carded going into the pr0n store (where Z got some fun toys with her tutoring money.)
The whole exchange took maybe 10 minutes. Cause we weren't there long.
So odd.
We stop by the flower section and they have CHILI PEPPERS ON STICKS there. Like the bouquet from hell. I start talking about them and turn around and I see a guy talking to Z. In a butcher's coat. Covered in blood. And I think I hear him say "Do you need help with the flowers?"
Turns out, he said to her "Do you want me to buy you flowers?"
And I was all like "Qua?"
Later, we're in front of some warm apple pie filling vendor guy and trying them nummie, and he walks by us and goes "MMmmMMMM!" like *we're* warm apple pie. HAHAHAH! I think, btw, this was mostly directed at Z.
THEN!!!
We're by the cheese, and we see him at the end of the aisle. And we're like "omfg". And he darted down to the other aisle and came up next to us.
He says "So would you ladies like to go out for drinks with me later?" and we're like "...uh... no, we have plans." And he goes "OH! Well, you know where I work!!" and wandered off.
It was just very direct and critical strike. LOL. He was prolly in his mid-forties. We got carded going into the pr0n store (where Z got some fun toys with her tutoring money.)
The whole exchange took maybe 10 minutes. Cause we weren't there long.
So odd.
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Date: 2009-11-19 12:40 am (UTC)but that is HYSTERICAL. i heart you.
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