HAHAHAHAH!!

[synnoveaevael]

(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

tfln

(703): She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper

tfln

(614): The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray

tfln

Comments

[justducky2204.livejournal.com]

i saw that this morning and laughed my ass off.

:) i'm curious if she did the lightsaber sound effects, though.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

man, i hope so. it's the only thing to do, really.

i told my boyfriend he could get an iphone if he dl'ed the lightsaber app. hahahahah

*NEERMMMM..WMMMM...NRRRMCLASH*

hahahh

[liquidsnowman.livejournal.com]

texts from last night is my new addiction!

I loved this one:

(727): So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
(1-727): Awkward

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

it's the shit, yo.

i love that one. hahaha

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i might do that. ain't like i'm doing anything else! hahaha

[deadlywhisperz.livejournal.com]

lmao... the first one is full of so much win!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*teehee*