Dood.

[synnoveaevael]

I have a new favorite site.

Omegle.

Thank you, Mark, for giving me this internet plague.



1.

You: hi!
Stranger: omg
You: OMG.
Stranger: wtf?
You: bbq?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: awesome
You: :D
Stranger: and now I've got nothing
You: me too. pattin' my pockets. *fail*
Stranger: win!
You: w00t!
Stranger: rickrollin'
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP...
Stranger: I think between the two of us we know every single internet meme
You: we very well might.
Stranger: reddit? digg?
You: i mean, i know *i* have way too much spare time.
You: awww, diggie diggie.
Stranger: boo, i'm a reddit gal
You: le bummer.
Stranger: le soupir
You: *handstapleforehead*
You: i'm sure we can make this work.
Stranger: doomed from the start
You: no no no... don't.. say that... *sobs*
Stranger: how do you feel about narwals?
You: they will fuck you up! they are the shit.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: maybe there's luck for us afterall
You: *grins*
Stranger: off to find more memes!
Stranger: seeyas



2.

You: hi!
Stranger: do you think chelsea's a pop ass smut?
You: who's chelsea?
Stranger: this girl i know.
You: she might be
You: i have a weird feeling about it.
Stranger: me too. thanks for the help.
You: anytime :D



3.

You: hi!
Stranger: HOLY SHIT ITS U
You: YOU FOUND ME!?!?!
Stranger: I CANT BELIEVE IM TALKIN TO U
Stranger: FUCKIN SWEET
You: JESUS CHRIST THERE ARE DRAGONS EVERYWHERE
Stranger: ur not from Western Australia r u
You: nope.
You: it's a sad fact.
Stranger: HOLY SHIT I LIVE NEXT TO U
You: NO WAY, I LIVE NEXT TO YOU!
Stranger: ROCK ON DUDE
You: FUCKIN' A, THAT'S RIGHT!
You: PARTY HARD AND WHATNOT.
Stranger: TAKE DRUGS AND GET SO DRUNK
You: GROUPIES!!!
Stranger: OH YEH I GOT SOME AND U
You: FECK YEAH!
Stranger: AWESOME PARTY AT MY PLACE
You: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER??? I'M TOO FUCKED UP TO DRIVE!!
Stranger: NO BRO
Stranger: HEY MAN CAN U STILL WALK
You: TRUE TRUE.
Stranger: w8 a second ur not gay r u
You: YOU ARE LIKE, -RIGHT- THERE
You: well, i'm like, a girl. and i like both. is this an issue?
Stranger: FUCKIN SWEET
You: TOTALLY.
Stranger: RITE GET OVER HERE RITE NOW I HAVE SO MANY GROUPIES OVER RITE NOW
You: OMFG I AM THAR.
You: I'M GONNA GRAB SOME 40s. I AM ON THE WAY.
Stranger: SWEET BREW I GOT EVERYTHING READY
You: TONIGHT IS OUR NIGHT!
Stranger: TONIGHT IS SO OUR NITE 2 PARTY
You: RAISING THAT FECKIN' ROOF, YO
Stranger: NO WAY MAN I LOSS MY ROOF TO THE GOVERNMENT SO LAME
You: WHAT!? DAMN THE MAN
Stranger: SO ITS MORE LIKE GET MY FECKIN ROOF
You: *nodnod* WE'LL GET YA ONE. IT WILL BE EPIC. REFLECTIVE AND SHIT.
Stranger: YEH TRIED TO SHOT ROCKECTS OFF IT
You: *SHAKES FIST*
Stranger: I LOVE U SOME MUCH RITE NOW
You: YOU COMPLETE ME
Stranger: UR MY NEW BEST FRIEND FUCKIN ROCK ON
You: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I'VE MADE IT THIS FAR WITHOUT YOU
Stranger: SAME HERE THIS IS JUST SO EPIC
You: THE HOLE IN MY SOUL HAS BEEN FILLED!
Stranger: THAT MUST FILL PRETTY GOOD IM GUESSING
You: YOU KNOW IT, NEW BESTEST FRIEND
Stranger: UR JUST SO WTH ME ON ALL THIS SHIT ITS AMAZING
Stranger: U GOT MSN
You: NO! WE ARE DOOMED!!
Stranger: FUCK MAN SHIT LICKING DICK NIPPLES
You: RIGHT!?! THAT'S WHAT I SAID
Stranger: OH MAN U SO READ MY MIND ITS CRAZY
You: I KNOW!!! WE ARE SO THERE!!!
Stranger: I RECKON WE HAV A SPECIAL KIND OF MIND POWER LIKE WE HIGH ALL THE TIME
You: WORD, YO
Stranger: WOW THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE
You: IT SURE DID
Stranger: NICE NICE
You: SEE, I'M THERE FOR YOU BRO!
Stranger: THX MAN THATS AWESOME
You: WE GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER
Stranger: YEH I RECKON
Stranger: GUESS WAT
You: WHAT?!
Stranger: IM SITTING NEXT TO A GIRL AND BLACK MAN AT THE SAME TIME
You: THE UNIVERSE IS CRAZY
Stranger: I NOE THIS IS MESSED UP
You: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE!
Stranger: I NOE A GIRL AND A BLACK MAN
Stranger: HEY WATS UR NUMBER SO U CAN TELL ME IF U GET MSN
You: DO THEY *KNOW*??
You: I DON'T OWN A TELEPHONE
You: DON'T WANT THE GOV'T TO FIND ME
Stranger: ALRITE CYA I GTG
You: LATER!
Stranger: LATER



4.

Stranger: CAPS LOCK YAY
You: omg.
You: caps?
Stranger: YES
You: on like, purpose?
Stranger: YES
You: i don't understand
You: i'm so confused.
Stranger: WHY NOT
You: hmm.
You: i guess.
Stranger: IT'S JUST A LITTLE CAPSLOCK
You: WHY NOT
Stranger: YEAH IT'S FUN
You: WE'RE SHOUTING
Stranger: AND YOU IMAGINE EVERYONE SHOUTING
Stranger: EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN'T
You: TOTALLY
You: IT'S SO LOUD
Stranger: IT'S A LOT OF FUN
You: YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT
Stranger: AND THEN YOU TRY TO TALK OUT LOUD AND IT'S LIKE WHOA
You: HAHAHHAHA
Stranger: I DON'T NEED TO SHOUT
You: I'D LIKE, SCARE MY CAT
Stranger: I'D PROBABLY GET WEIRD LOOKS
You: I WOULD TOO!
Stranger: IT'S JUST FUN TO LET GO AND USE CAPS SOMETIMES
You: YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT. YOU HAVE CHANGED MY CAPS OUTLOOK IN CHAT ROOMS
Stranger: GLAD TO BE OF HELP. OFF TO SPREAD CAPS LOCK DAY. SEE YOU AROUND.
You: LATER!
Stranger: BYE



5.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: :D
Stranger: how are you
You: you are the first non caps locked person i've encountered. this is exciting
Stranger: really
You: indeed.
You: everyone is shoutie on here. i am good. how are you?
Stranger: im ok
Stranger: i have been better
You: awww... what's up?
Stranger: i have had a little melt down
You: eeep. i've had those. never a fun moment.
Stranger: yeah i droped this semester
Stranger: it will be alright
Stranger: tell me about you
You: bah. skewl.
Stranger: how old are you
You: i got laid off on halloween of all days. fuckers. i'd been there for almost 10 years
You: i'm old. 29.
Stranger: oh that sucks
Stranger: what did you do
You: i worked at a law firm
Stranger: that sucks that you were almost there for 10 years
You: yep. 10 years of life. down the shitter
You: so now i'm looking for a new job.
You: what were you in school for?
Stranger: education
Stranger: elementary
You: kids are cool
Stranger: looking for a job not going well for you
You: not at all. it's a bummer.
Stranger: what did you do for the law firm
You: it was a small firm. i was the IT dept, i worked with a bank, i handled all the ordering and the shit no one else wanted to do, drafted wills & trusts.
You: it was a lot of boring reading. but it was a paycheck.



6.

You: hi :)
Stranger: hellllooo
Stranger: what's really good?
You: ice cream is friggin sweet.
Stranger: i had some ice cream earlier, fucking great



7.

You: hi :D
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: usa!
You: you?
Stranger: me too!! what state?
You: new jersey :D
Stranger: PA
Stranger: hbu
You: awesome :D
Stranger: cool hi neighbor!!
You: hi hi!
Stranger: so how old are you
You: 29. you?


This site. OMFG. I heart it hard.

Comments

[chr1st1an.livejournal.com]

I like it too. Really interesting idea.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

it's epic.

[blissfulvanilla.livejournal.com]

Wow. That totally take WTF to a new level.

Impressive.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

doesn't it!??!!

:D

[captainneon.livejournal.com]

I like number 4. ^^

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

3 and 4 are my favs :D :D

[la-reine-rien.livejournal.com]

O_________________________________________O

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[gothhippiegrrl.livejournal.com]

Conversation 4 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Effing.Brilliant.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[lyndsi-lee.livejournal.com]

So apparently there's an instant messenger version of the same idea, I got jumped by it the other day... google Fish-bot. Disguised both of our screen names and messaged each of us with something random... i apparently asked them about balsam wood and they told me Joe the Plumber is horny... So random. But every screen name ends with either coho, salmon, or there's one more. He saw me as RolyPolyCoho, for example... definitely not my screen name. But yeah. I will have to check that out because it was definitely entertaining!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

OH my god that's awesome :D :D