synnoveaevael: (Goonies - OMFG)
synnoveaevael ([personal profile] synnoveaevael) wrote2008-12-15 03:53 pm
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Dood, what?

Surprise for Nicole M**** V**** (my full name?!?)
"Mary Smith" <confucious512@gmail.com>
To: *me*

-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Dear Nicole,
If you clean out your purse, you will find a pleasant surprise.

Sincerely,
Confucious



BWUH?!?!?! What kinda spam is THAT!??!

ETA:

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??! Dood!! Who??? Jared???? What did you do??? There are fucking Stop & Shop gift cards in there!!

A LOT OF THEM!! HOLY CRAP!!

Guys!! *tears up*

ETA2: BRIDE OF EDIT.

I just realized that this makes answers 12, 17c & 34 a lot funnier.
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[identity profile] synnoveaevael.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
okay then WHO put them in my purse?!?! how many roommates do i have!??!

[identity profile] lord-pendulous.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
well since you are out of a job and all...i rent out your room to a guatemalan couple when you are away.

[identity profile] synnoveaevael.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*lmfao* that explains why i go in there and am hungry

[identity profile] lord-pendulous.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I told Luz she can't use the hot plate in your room. Grrr...

[identity profile] synnoveaevael.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
aww, don't get her in trouble. ;-)

[identity profile] lord-pendulous.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
it's your room...i fart on your pillow and I am a criminal. An immigrant cooks in your room using a hot plate and it's cool...

[identity profile] synnoveaevael.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
well. yes. unless it's her cooking that causes you to fart on my pillow.

[identity profile] synnoveaevael.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
well then. luz can chill. :D

[identity profile] synnoveaevael.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
also it explains why you cleaned the stove. hahahah

[identity profile] lord-pendulous.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
that was Pepe actually...

[identity profile] synnoveaevael.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
awww.. thank you pepe!

[identity profile] aifacat.livejournal.com 2008-12-16 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, watch it! You're gonna give her pink eye!

[identity profile] synnoveaevael.livejournal.com 2008-12-16 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
*bwhahahah*