Well..

[synnoveaevael]

I survived my first weekend back to faire.

Highlights/Lowlights include, but are not limited to:

- Hysterical rose deliveries

- Learning the lyrics to "Least of my Kind" thanks to Z.

- A "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" face due to a BIZARRE allergic reaction to Jasmine essential oils (I told you all I was allergic, I just didn't think it'd swell up my whole EYEBROW RIDGE!!! I was never exposed to the essential oil before.)

- Being barked at (repeatedly by some *cough*Bethany*cough*) to get my ass to the chi.. hahaaha.. almost said chiurgeon. To the EMT station for some Benadryl. Did you know faire doesn't believe in giving out Benadryl pills??? Yeah. I got to get a shot of 75mg of it. I was stoned ALL fucking day.

- Being stoned all day on Benadryl, people pity you. 44 roses sold.

- FEET ACHE!

- Wax roses are the shiz. OH crap I left mine in the car, will get it when I get Kiiim & Jay later. I sold a ton of roses cause of the wax covering they now do.

- People being drunk and ninjaing a rose out of my basket. NOT cool. Feckers. Suck mah arse.

- Khadija bodices. That's all I'm saying. No it's not. My breasticles looked *amazing*. Even Kiiim, queen of the hottt boobies said so. I made more heads turn than a friggin roller coaster. ;)

- Boobs sell roses. Oh. Oh yes they do. Just ask Mina. ;) She doesn't have a garden, she's got a window box.

- If you want the hole bigger, stick yer finger in and wiggle.

- My boyfriend is a rock star. He sold an Wind Dragon. To which Bethany promptly told him, "You're Fired." Kidding of course ;)

- Z is mah look out. She finds all the people I need to deliver too.

- Sad friends make Nikkeh sad. We do what we can to make them happy. *nodnod*

- I snapped the soles in both my boots. At the same time. WtFmate.

- The weather was farkin' amazing this weekend.

- Losing weight. Noticably. YAY!

- CERCAMON! Those French cuties are awesome.

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And. I have almost 900 Pennsic XXXVI pix to resize and upload. Oh, and the videos. Jesus Christ the videos. 15 of those. *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Be patient folks. :)

Comments

[tigrrgrr.livejournal.com]

Khadija bodices. That's all I'm saying. No it's not. My breasticles looked *amazing*

PICTURES WOMAN PICTURES!!!!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*bwhahahahah*

ya know. i'm sure there are some out there. but i don't know who'd have them. i got stopped for pix a few times, but by no one *i* knew. some woman asked me to take a picture with her kid, he had to be like, 16. made his day. some... well, i'm not sure what she/he was exactly, and i hate to be incorrect like that, but he was dressed in a gown, and exclaiming that when he comes back in his next life he wants my body. i told him to specify a few inches off the middle, but he said "NO! if i had your body, i'd have a different boyfriend for every day of the week!" which, made me glow for PROBABLY the rest of the day. indeed it did.

[dawaioser.livejournal.com]

Those Khadija bodices are gorgeous and I like her Faerie one/outfit as well...stunning colors.

I have a HUGE bouquet/display of waxed Victorian antique roses in my guest room. They are so pretty. :)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

they are, i've always loved them, but they made me look more pregnant than i already aren't! *grins*

but i lost a couple pounds and got a better shirt to go with it. i are slammin'.

they are! i love it. next week i'm SO getting a red rose done :D

[tigrrgrr.livejournal.com]

You mean to tell me you don't have your own pictures of it?
*sob*

I'm not going to think too much about a teen boy wanting to come back in the next life with your body so he can have a different boyfriend every day of the week. yeah. Not going to think on that. *giggle*

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i don't know if i do! the boyfriend might. i think i was still stoned in the morning from the benadryl. hehehe :D

oh the guy in the dress? he wasn't a teen. in his 20s at least. :) and he had a friend. :) and he looked GOOD as it was. male or female. and the flattery rocked :D

the teen was somebody else. a fanboy of wenches i suppose ;)

[wench18.livejournal.com]

I worship you. I give you thanks. I praise you for your glory.

Jim? Z?

FUCKING ROCK man!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i love you. *grins*

jim = archie.
z = janete.

;)

TOTALLY!!

[wench18.livejournal.com]

I know who Jim and Z are. I was telling you that THEY ROCK!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*lmfao*

[aifacat.livejournal.com]

Dood. Future reference...I always have a few Benadryls in my purse for emergent purposes as those. :-) Ya never know. And I was never even in the scouts.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

that, darling, is good to know.

apparently, i was having an anaphalactic reaction. i mean, the 75 mgs of benadryl stopped any airways from closing, but HONESTLY i was only sniffly. but better stoned than sorry. but you bet yer ARSE if that ever happens again, i'm finding YOU.

and the shot didn't even hurt. i had the best emt at faire. :D

[rhicat.livejournal.com]

You have a reaction *that* bad you need the shot. Pills won't work fast enough. Glad you're ok!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

yar.. i think it was a good idea tooooo.

[rhps613.livejournal.com]

dude he sold the wind dragon ... GOD DAMN.... I hated packing that thing up @ the NYC trade show both times. GOd damn..... sweeeet

[wench18.livejournal.com]

They made me pack it. No one else knows how!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

that's cause it weighs a TON and is terrifying to handle... lol

[lord-pendulous.livejournal.com]

the man can sell when he wants to!

[rhicat.livejournal.com]

Okay, my brain just started filking this to the tune of Safety Dance.

He can sell when he wants to
You will leave your cash behind

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHA!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

indeed!

[squirrelgrl.livejournal.com]

What fun!

Must post pics soon!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i shall :D :D

[fairyrune]

Dude. You sold 44 roses when you were stoned? You fucking rock! If you ever try to tell me you suck at this job again, I am going to kick you in the shin.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

i think people took pity on my eye dialated ass. i got giggled at LOTS.

yesterday? i think i got hit on by an ENTIRE hispanic family. wife, husband, daughter and son in law. THE ENTIRE FAMILY! they like, followed me. and when they saw me? they whistled and called me mami.

HAHAHAHA! i still think it's funnie i sold 4 more roses when i was stoned than when i wasn't ;-) although, we did kinda run out. whatever :D

[fairyrune]

I think you've stumbled upon your shtick. ;)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! being stoned?? wonderful... i can hear the rehab convo now...

"and why did YOU start using drugs?"

"*sobs* they... *sob* improved... *sob* my performance!! *SOB*"

"...but you were on downers?? how does that help sex??"

"noo.. *sniffle* my ROSE selling performance.. I'M SO ASHAMED!!!"

i never knew benadryl could be a performance enhancing drug ;)

[fairyrune]

Don't ACTUALLY do the drugs! Just pretend. :P

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

*lmfao* riiight ;)

[fairyrune]

It'd be the same as me pretending to be mute...

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

hardly... i think being mute and being on DRUGS is totally different. ;)

[wanderingdream.livejournal.com]

i was at faire on saturday... i didn't see you though...

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

it occurs to me that i have no idea what you look like

[wanderingdream.livejournal.com]

I'm going to be posting a pic of me at faire (towards the end of it when christian was doing the confessions at the stocks, he made me get in lol) with my girlfriend liz, so you'll get some idea. if you have a myspace, you can see my pics at myspace.com/complicatddreamer (i think that's the right name, the link's in my userinfo if i got it wrong)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

hmmm... don't recall seeing you...

[wanderingdream.livejournal.com]

I don't think you did. The only 2 girls I saw selling roses were Leslie and Meredith... and some other girl but she was short and had red hair and was very plump and didn't look like you (from what i've seen in icons) at all

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

hrrm. i can't even place the girl you saw! haha!

[wanderingdream.livejournal.com]

she might have only looked like she was selling roses, she might not actually have been selling lol

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

mmmmmaybe :)