*BWHAHAHAHAH*

[synnoveaevael]

Girl: Paris Hilton has a fragrance?! What's it supposed to smell like, unwashed crotch?

--Manhattan Mall

Overheard by: Rainey

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/overheardnyc/1473884.html

Comments

[sungodincarnate.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to smell her crotch - look . . . she's scratching it. Who the fcuk knows what she has?

[brangwaine.livejournal.com]

that is one of hte more disturbing things I have ever seen. It almost looks like she has a ball sac. But since she does have a tendency to run around in minis with NO PANTIES, I suppose we could safely assume (due to eyewitness accounts) that it is simply her hand rather than her testicles.

I would have thought having all that money would have brought some class. Hell, I am dirt poor and *I* have more class. How much more is unknown...

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

hahah

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

[lexysmash.livejournal.com]

what the FUCK is on her belly button??? and Jesus Christ Allmighty, I don't think I've seen MEN stick their hands that far down their pants before!!!

GAH!!!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

hahahahahha

[devyn410.livejournal.com]

Indeed, I have had to make Paris Hilton fragrances at my work. What I find more amusing then "Paris Hilton for Women" is that she also has a "Paris Hilton for Men." Are guys really lining up for this shit?

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeeeew.

[missus-s.livejournal.com]

have a great party girlie!

xoxo

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i SHALL!

it's not too late for you to take a plane ride, ya know ;)

[missus-s.livejournal.com]

true...but i think the minions would object. we're having their party today too. wooooohooooo for july birthdays!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

awwwwww!!! give much love to the minions to me!!

maybe like this?

[onespiceybbw.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7523556.html?#cutid1

Re: maybe like this?

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

meat curtains.

Re: maybe like this?

[onespiceybbw.livejournal.com]

so to speak.

itchy ones, apparently.

Re: maybe like this?

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

hahahahhaah...

Re: maybe like this?

[brangwaine.livejournal.com]

ugh. Was that tampon? I dared not look too close.

Re: maybe like this?

[onespiceybbw.livejournal.com]

no, it was her thong strap.

[gothhippiegrrl.livejournal.com]

And of course, it'll be called "Stupid Spoiled Whore." :)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

hahaha