Saviors and saints, devils and heathens alike

The way it's sung. The way it sounds. The rhythms and movements. It's a great break up song too. (NOT THAT THERE IS AN ISSUE, I AM JUST OBSESSED WITH TYPE O NEGATIVE).

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Like a flash of light in an endless night
Life is trapped between two black entities
'Cause when you trust someone
Illusion has begun
No way to prepare
Impending despair

Did one say so cruel
'Tis better to love and lose
Ignorance is bliss
Wish not knew your kiss
So many times been burned
This lesson goes unlearned
Remember desire only fuels the fire
Liar!

Betwixed birth and death
Every breath regret
I pity the living
Envy for the dead
Emotionally stunned
In defense - I'm numb
I'd rather not care then to be aware
Be scared

I don't need love

Are a thousand tears worth a single smile?
When you give an inch, will they take a mile?
Longing for the past but dreading the future
If not being used, well then you're a user and a loser

World reknowned failure at both death and life
Given nothingness, purgatory blight
To run and hide, a cowardly procedure
Options exhausted, except for anesthesia
Anesthesia

I don't feel anything
I don't need anything
I don't need love

Okay, so my day was sorta ballsack.

HOWEVER.

This kid has me beat. HAHAHA.

Not safe for work. ;)

As per Jim...

Apparently, the cast and crew of BSG went to the UN..... hilarity ensued.... (I prefer to say "inspiration ensued", but semantics...)

http://webcast.un.org/ramgen/ondemand/specialevents/2009/se090317pm.rm

From Slashdot....

The United Nations hosted the cast and crew of Battlestar Galactica Tuesday evening in New York. Clips of the show were shown as discussion points during the event, touching on the morality of Suicide Bombers in war, Abortion and the use of torture on enemies of the state. At one point during the event an attendee mentions 'the "Old Man" launched into a passionate speech about casting off the idea of race as a cultural determinant, and said we were one race, the human race. His voice echoed throughout the chamber growing louder until — I kid you not — he was yelling, "So Say We All," and the crowd answered right back. Hell, even I yelled it, I was in the fraking United Nations with Adama, the gods themselves could not have stopped this moment.' The full video of the event is located on the UN website."

YOU TUBINS!

I came home. Snacked. Suddenly. Without fucking warning.

BAM! Throat ache. QUA?????

*in with the Halls*

*down with the Q*

Yick. Green Death.

Speaking of the Q.. TIME FOR A REPOST!!!!

Lewis Black:

I like a cold because I get to do my favorite drug, which is NyQuil. I love that stuff. What..what do the rest of you use, Robitussin? Robitussin, why do you bother, non-narcotic sissy-pansy bullshit.

NyQuil's got the best thing I've ever read on a medicine package - 180 proof. It's the moonshine of medicine. You can buy it on a holiday!

See 'cause when I got a cold I want something that's gonna fuck me up. 'Cause that way the blur seems interesting.

There's a daytime NyQuil there's a nighttime NyQuil, drink either one you want, 'cause your cold doesn't give a shit what time it is.

NyQuil comes in two colors: Red and Green. It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like: Red and Green. And red and green are what? Christmas colors! That's right, NyQuil makes a dandy eggnog! Oh yeah, my friends bitched through the whole party, 'This tastes like shit!' But at the end of it, we had a fun sleepover!

First time I did NyQuil was 1977, it came on the market and I was there. I said, 'Gimme that!' It had a little nurse's cap on it, get rid of it it's bullshit if there was a nurse, I wouldn't need the medicine. So I proceeded to drink the whole thing. Well back then then they didn't have the warning about operating farm equipment. Obviously you're not supposed to drink it, I woke up three days later. I was in Rockville, Maryland, a city I'd never been in, I was standing in front of a courthouse, and I was married to a woman I'd never met. But God-Damnit, I could breathe again.

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Denis Leary:



"Tonight, I'm on NyQuil and Sudafed... Lemme tell ya something, folks- forget about cocaine and heroin, all you need is NyQuil and Sudafed. I'm telling ya right now, I took the NyQuil five years ago, I just came out of the coma tonight before the fucking show! Klaus Von Buller was standing over my bed yelling 'Denis GET UP!! There's something the matter with Sonny, HURRY UP!!'

I love Nyquil, man, I LOVE it. I love it I love it I love it, it's the best shit ever invented, isn't it? I love the name alone, NyQuil- capital N, small y, BIG FUCKING Q!!! I love that fucking Q, don't you? What a great advertising idea, put a big fucking Q right on the box! They'll get high and stare at it, 'The Q is talking to me, the Q is TALKING to me!'

I love NyQuil, man, 'cause NyQuil has never changed. All the other medicines are doing that 'inner child' thing- 'We know there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor... Not NyQuil! They still have the original Green Death fucking flavor, you know why? 'Cause it doesn't matter what it tastes like, it's so strong you go *slrp* 'Hey this stuff tastes like... BANG you're in the coma already. 'What Happened?' 'He said "It tastes like" and then he went right into the coma, it's unbelievable!'

We have reached the point where the over-the-counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any fucking plans, OKAY? Kiss your family and friends goodbye, say hello to Klaus!' NyQuil NyQuil NyQuil, we love you, you giant fucking Q!

NyQuil is the secret for all you 12-step recovery people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the 13th fucking step! You can drink it, it's over-the-counter! 'Are you drunk?' 'No, I have a cold! Same cold I've had for 2 years, just can't seem to shake it! I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, Merry fucking Christmas!'

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Is never getting old. Evar.



The Boss. Crotchcamming us at the StuporBowl. We had this on the DVR so we watched it like 20 times. The fact that Bill flipped from "Couch Potatoes vs Cheerleaders" JUST IN TIME TO WATCH THIS EXACT MOMENT, just made it all the sweeter.

Thanks to Leslie for posting it, and to Rich for finding it *grins*

Everyone else is posting it.

Just in case you haven't seen.

This person has Medea on there too! YAY FOR NYRF STALKERS!

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*glee*

I has the happy. They put up the videos of Antony & Cleopatra. Every year the guards put on a show, and this year it was a condensed version of Antony & Cleopatra. And every year I adore it more. Last year I never missed a showing of Medea. THE HILARITY! "BWOOODDD" This year I'm all "HAIL MYSELF!" hehehe :D

I love our faire.

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Pt 4.

The other weekend at faire, Nykol lost her wand. No one ever turned it in, which is not the rennie way, so we're pretty sure some patron yoinked it.

Which sucks. She was very upset and well, we love Nykol.

Apparently EVERYONE loves Nykol. We chipped in and got her a new wand.

This was the presentation <3 (ignore my LOUD ASS cackle in the beginning)



*smooootch*