Saviors and saints, devils and heathens alike

Girl: Gross man, you eating White Castle. Nasty.
Guy: Yeah girl, these is good. I love them.
Girl: Guess you won't be loving them when the next time you take a sht, your liver comes out too.
Guy: Man, why you hatin' on White Castle?
Girl: You'll see.

--124th & St. Nicholas

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Queerspotter: He's so far inside the closet, he's in Narnia.

--11th between 1st and A

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Cashier guy: Would you like to donate a dollar to the March of Dimes?
Girl: Uh, no thank you.
Cashier guy: Aw, poor preemies.

--K-mart, East 8th Street

Teen girl on cell: ...Can you believe he wanted me to stick my hand in there and touch it?...Yeah, I did it...Oh, it was huge! He said it was really big, but damn! And it's long, too!...Uh, the head is an average size ,I guess...I like how it feels...Okay, why is the spotlight on me?...Different people are giving me that "what the fuck" look...Oh, shit! Ha, ha, ha! You're right. Hold on...Chill, everyone! I'm talking about my boyfriend's pet snake, not his penis...Okay, continue.

--Dunkin' Donuts, Fulton Mall
Overheard In New York

Guy: Imagine living in the Midwest where there is no happiness.

--Metro-North train

Overhead in NYC

This one's for YOU, Jared!


from overheardnyc

Queer: Stop calling your arms "guns"!

--Times Square shuttle

OverHeard in NYC

Hipster girl: Baby what's that smell? Is that your feet?
Hipster boy: What? I don't know, probably.
Hipster girl: Oh my god. The smell, I can't take it.
Hipster boy: It doesn't smell as bad as the old cooter did the other night when we were screwing. You didn't hear me say anything when you shoved my face into that crockpot of bacteria.

--F train


Overheard by: Gracelyn