*grins*

[synnoveaevael]

Me: so i found god.
Deanne: ??
Me: and he's made by monistat
Me: "soothing care"
Deanne: ROTFLMFAO
Deanne: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: it prevents chubb rubb
Deanne: Yes, I saw that before.
Me: (tm)
Me: yeah, but i finally USED it
Me: god.
Deanne: I take it, it works well...
Me: jes.
Me: it feels kinda like a powdery vaseline... it's hard to describe... but when it dries.. which is REALLY quick, it feels like powder
Me: and it stays for hours
Deanne: <3
Deanne: Awesome.
Deanne: That will so be my partner at Faire this year
Me: mmhmm.
Me: god.
Me: it's gotta have silicone in it
Me: nothing can feel this smooth
Deanne: I say, how come something like this wasn't developed before?
Me: I KNOW MAN
Deanne: Do people NOT look around??
Me: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
Me: LOOK AT MY THIGHS AND FEAR ME!!!
Me: give me my gel.
Deanne: RTOFL
Deanne: Has Steph discovered god?
Me: STEPH SHOWED ME THE LIGHT!
Deanne: Ah, she's a missionary.
Me: she's like, dood. here. and she passed it like a doobie at a dead concert
Deanne: Seems like we need to build another religion.
Me: and i ripped off the biker shorts
Me: and i said LET THERE BE CIRCULATION!!!!
Me: and i smeared
Me: and it was good
Deanne: <-- is fucking dying
Me: praise jeebus.
Me: i sweated my non existant balls off!
Deanne: So what are we going ot call this religion?
Me: it was HUMID!!!
Me: there was NO CHAFFAGE!
Me: NO CHUBB RUBB!
Me: thiiighs.. they stayed WHITTEEEE
Me: can i get an amen?
Deanne: AMEN SISTAH!!!
Me: AMEN!
Deanne: *Throws arms up in the air*
Deanne: PREACH IT!!!
Deanne: LET ME FEEL YOUR HEALING POWER!
Me: GLORY BE TO GOD!!!
Me: HEAL MAH FAT THIGHS!
Me: SHOW ME WHAT I NEEEEEED
Me: monistatalism was created thusly.
Me: OHMMMMM
Deanne: And from that day forward, it was preached...
Deanne: The Sisterhood of the Unchaffed.
Me: YESSSSSSSSS!!!
Me: watch me!!
Me: watch me wear a skirt
Me: SANS BIKER SHORTS
Me: WATCH ME!!!
Me: I'M NOT WADDLING LIKE A DUCK!
Me: WALKING LIKE I GOT OFF A BUCKING BRONCO
Me: NO!
Me: my legs!! they're walking!!! WITH THE THIGHS TOGETHER (for once) AND NOT CHAFFING!!!
Deanne: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Me: GLORY BE THE GREATER GOOD OF MONISTATALISM!!!
Me: i'm gonna wear my slit skirt/scarf combo
Me: and ROCK it
Deanne: Just as there is the Order of Spork-Fu, so be it.. Sisterhood of the Unchaffed.
Me: JES.
Me: cause i'm not gonna have to wear biker shorts
Deanne: And be extra hot, hell fucking no. We're going to feel that breeze on our netherbits and SMILE and be GLEEFUL for our god.
Me: YES!!!
Me: NETHERBITS!!! LET THEM BREATH!!!
Me: RESTRICTED NO MORE BY HEAVY COTTON THIGH BINDERS!!!


Deanne passed out from laughter around this point.