New and exciting.

For the last *glances at non-existent watch* couple of months, my eyes are red.

Like.

I get the following a lot.

"Are you stoned?"

"Were you crying?"

"Do you have pink eye?"

"Do you have allergies?"

"Hey, did you know your eyes are really red?"

Etc.

I have narrowed it down to 2 things. It's either allergies. FROM HELL. Or I have some fucked up cornea issue that is causing my eyes to literally be scraped by my eyelids.

I'm hoping it's the allergies.

I'm starting up on ZyrtecD and trying some homeopathic allergy reducing eye drops (without the red eye reducer, cause that shit works, sure. But an hour later I look like something out of a horror movie) and I take a teaspoon of locally harvested honey everyday.

MUST KILL THE ALLERGIES.

So annoying.