Work avoidance. I has it.

Have you ever made out with someone you weren't dating?
No. OH WAIT. Yeah, several times.

Is there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend'?
Aye.

Has anybody on your top ever admitted to liking you?
On my top eh? HAHAHAHA. Yes.
( I wish this list were emo... )

HA.

I went shopping today.

How I LOATHE clothes shopping. I seriously hate it. Trying things on in a dressing room is like TORTURE.

And I did it TWICE.

I was looking for an outfit for tomorrow's wedding, Patrick & Allison's, since you know. Family and work people will be there. I didn't wanna recycle the same ol' outfit.

Looks like I'm going to wear part of a new one at anyrate.

SO. I hit up the Avenue, cause I'm fat. Well. They have the jeans I love easily accessible. AAHHH! *purchase* I bought a size smaller than last time, but I'm pretty sure that I should have bought a size smaller the last time ANYWAYS. But they're made comfie. Wearing them now.

$39.50. For ONE pair of jeans.

Anyrate. Flash forward.

I'm hitting up Lane Bryant and MOLESTING their fucking clearance rack.

I go to the register, and I'm $4 away from being able to use my coupon. I grab another tank top.

I hand the cashier the coupon and she is having *issues* with the fucking register.

Finally she tells me my total is $38.43 and I am like *sweet*.

Do the debit thing and peace.

I get home, and show Bill my phat lewtz. He's all "You didn't pay $38.43" I'm like "uh, yar I did."

"No, you paid $8.43."

Turns out the cashier put my $15 coupon through *twice*.

Not to mention, she had put it through before on 3 times, and took $5.00 off of each of them.

So I got two $12.99 tank tops for $1.49 each. Etc.

What I purchased *should* have cost me $108.93.

I paid $8.43.

I WIN.

Except once again I forgot to get a wedding card. D'oh! Leaving a bit earlier than I thought! Heh.