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1. What is your name, full, partial or otherwise?
Nikkeh.
2. What song is your secret (not for long) indulgence?
I don't think it's a secret. Rev 22:20 by Puscifer. *rawr* You have to be dead not to find those lyrics TEH SECKS. Or you know, religious by any means. It's a lil' blasphemous. Blasphemy? BLASPHE-YOU!
3. If you crossed a peacock, a pachyderm and a platypus, what would you get?
A lot of P's.
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
Why don't you come over and find out?
5. Why are people stupid?
Because there is no god.
6. What is the stupidest thing someone has ever done in your presence?
Oh man. I don't know. There is a list. I think the time when Danyo threw a solo cup full of gasoline into an already raging fire pit would be up there. The arc of gasoline setting ablaze back to the cup was... impressive. I just remember grabbing my cousin and yoinking him back about 10 feet. There are just some instances of Darwinism you can see happening before your eyes.
7. What color would your unicorn be?
Black with a blue sheen. Jes.
8. If you had to choose, would you rather eat sea urchins - spines and all - or talk to the cast of Two and a Half Men for one minute?
I don't know who the cast of Two & a Half Men is, so I pick that cause, ew. Sea urchins.
9. Would your version of hell be hot or cold?
Hot.
10. On a scale of 1-10, how sexy are you right now?
I'd say a 4. No make up. Hair in a bun. But honestly, the shooz I'm wearing bump it up to a 7. Ain't nothing like a pair of comfie sexy shooz to make you walk a lil' more confident.
11. What is your favorite meat and why?
London Broil. It's just so good. I mean, that shit is slamming PLAIN. Add some soy sauce & teryaki and you have a happy omnivore. *siiiigh*
12. Someone just crashed into the side of your house with their car. What’s the first word that comes out of your mouth?
"Fuck! So glad I'm on the second floor!"
13. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Clearly, you have not driven on the Garden State Parkway. It is more of a parking lot.
14. Do you believe in corporal punishment for gross grammatical abuses? If so, please elaborate.
Not really. I could care less. I tend to type like a mongoloid from time to time anyways.
15. What is your most favorite recurring dream?
I don't think I have a recuring dream. Although lately, my imagination is having a friggin field day. And I am clearly okay with this.
16. List four known effects of unicorn tears.
It's up there in the top five list of preferred lubes. Ocular jelly still beats it out though. So do the tears of the unwilling.
17. What is the worst movie you’ve seen this year?
Man. I don't know. I've had some good luck I guess. Or I've blocked some shit out. I don't watch a lot of teevee.
18. Would you describe a rotunda as rotund?
Not really. I think rotund as fat. I am rotund. I am curvy and round and yeah. A rotunda? Just round. I think of mammals as more rotund. Of course now because of Marianne I think of The Rotund.
19. If you could take one inanimate object from your home to save from the apocalypse, what would it be?
Dood. We all gonna die? Who gives a shit?
20. Who is the one person in the world you could tell absolutely anything to?
Tia. That girl could level me with what she knows. *grins* I love you, mah Teenoo!
21. What kind of social reject do you most identify with?
Dood, I *am* a social reject. I just rejected them first.
22. On a scale of 1-10, how murderous are you?
About a 2. Thar be some mo'rawns calling today.
23. What attracts you to people?
I have no idea. But I think I am fly paper for freaks. Do you mean sexually? Do you mean in general? I'll do both.
Generally: Sarcasm. Wit. Selflessness. Sense of humor.
Sexually: See generally. Features I find attractive: Eyes, smile, hair, smelling good, yaddayaddah.
24. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
Slam that snooze button like it owe me money. I ain't thinking. Occasionally I will do math since I have my alarm clock set way the fuck ahead and I have to do the "how long can I stay in bed before I am TRULY FUCKING LATETM" game. I guess that is a thought.
25. If you were an Emo chef, how many times would you cut yourself in a day “by accident?”
LOL! That is the funniest shit I have ever heard. I have seen Secretary. ;)
26. How much has Craigslist influenced your life?
I pretty much never look at it. So it hasn't.
27. What’s your favorite song to sing in the shower?
Depends on if I'm awake enough to remember a lyric. Usually Sublime though. BRADLEEEEEYYYY
28. If you had to eat one thing every day for the rest of your life, what would it be?
I have no idea. London Broil? HA. I don't know. Just cause I'm fat doesn't mean I think about food that much. Heh.
29. Finish the sentence: I... would sell my soul, my self esteem, one dollar at a time...
Nikkeh.
2. What song is your secret (not for long) indulgence?
I don't think it's a secret. Rev 22:20 by Puscifer. *rawr* You have to be dead not to find those lyrics TEH SECKS. Or you know, religious by any means. It's a lil' blasphemous. Blasphemy? BLASPHE-YOU!
3. If you crossed a peacock, a pachyderm and a platypus, what would you get?
A lot of P's.
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
Why don't you come over and find out?
5. Why are people stupid?
Because there is no god.
6. What is the stupidest thing someone has ever done in your presence?
Oh man. I don't know. There is a list. I think the time when Danyo threw a solo cup full of gasoline into an already raging fire pit would be up there. The arc of gasoline setting ablaze back to the cup was... impressive. I just remember grabbing my cousin and yoinking him back about 10 feet. There are just some instances of Darwinism you can see happening before your eyes.
7. What color would your unicorn be?
Black with a blue sheen. Jes.
8. If you had to choose, would you rather eat sea urchins - spines and all - or talk to the cast of Two and a Half Men for one minute?
I don't know who the cast of Two & a Half Men is, so I pick that cause, ew. Sea urchins.
9. Would your version of hell be hot or cold?
Hot.
10. On a scale of 1-10, how sexy are you right now?
I'd say a 4. No make up. Hair in a bun. But honestly, the shooz I'm wearing bump it up to a 7. Ain't nothing like a pair of comfie sexy shooz to make you walk a lil' more confident.
11. What is your favorite meat and why?
London Broil. It's just so good. I mean, that shit is slamming PLAIN. Add some soy sauce & teryaki and you have a happy omnivore. *siiiigh*
12. Someone just crashed into the side of your house with their car. What’s the first word that comes out of your mouth?
"Fuck! So glad I'm on the second floor!"
13. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Clearly, you have not driven on the Garden State Parkway. It is more of a parking lot.
14. Do you believe in corporal punishment for gross grammatical abuses? If so, please elaborate.
Not really. I could care less. I tend to type like a mongoloid from time to time anyways.
15. What is your most favorite recurring dream?
I don't think I have a recuring dream. Although lately, my imagination is having a friggin field day. And I am clearly okay with this.
16. List four known effects of unicorn tears.
It's up there in the top five list of preferred lubes. Ocular jelly still beats it out though. So do the tears of the unwilling.
17. What is the worst movie you’ve seen this year?
Man. I don't know. I've had some good luck I guess. Or I've blocked some shit out. I don't watch a lot of teevee.
18. Would you describe a rotunda as rotund?
Not really. I think rotund as fat. I am rotund. I am curvy and round and yeah. A rotunda? Just round. I think of mammals as more rotund. Of course now because of Marianne I think of The Rotund.
19. If you could take one inanimate object from your home to save from the apocalypse, what would it be?
Dood. We all gonna die? Who gives a shit?
20. Who is the one person in the world you could tell absolutely anything to?
Tia. That girl could level me with what she knows. *grins* I love you, mah Teenoo!
21. What kind of social reject do you most identify with?
Dood, I *am* a social reject. I just rejected them first.
22. On a scale of 1-10, how murderous are you?
About a 2. Thar be some mo'rawns calling today.
23. What attracts you to people?
I have no idea. But I think I am fly paper for freaks. Do you mean sexually? Do you mean in general? I'll do both.
Generally: Sarcasm. Wit. Selflessness. Sense of humor.
Sexually: See generally. Features I find attractive: Eyes, smile, hair, smelling good, yaddayaddah.
24. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
Slam that snooze button like it owe me money. I ain't thinking. Occasionally I will do math since I have my alarm clock set way the fuck ahead and I have to do the "how long can I stay in bed before I am TRULY FUCKING LATETM" game. I guess that is a thought.
25. If you were an Emo chef, how many times would you cut yourself in a day “by accident?”
LOL! That is the funniest shit I have ever heard. I have seen Secretary. ;)
26. How much has Craigslist influenced your life?
I pretty much never look at it. So it hasn't.
27. What’s your favorite song to sing in the shower?
Depends on if I'm awake enough to remember a lyric. Usually Sublime though. BRADLEEEEEYYYY
28. If you had to eat one thing every day for the rest of your life, what would it be?
I have no idea. London Broil? HA. I don't know. Just cause I'm fat doesn't mean I think about food that much. Heh.
29. Finish the sentence: I... would sell my soul, my self esteem, one dollar at a time...
