Hm.

You ever sniffle and feel something in the back of your nose, and KNOW something is in there, and so you blow your nose and nothing.

So you're sitting there later in life and you do a weird sniffle cough thing, but THIS time something deep and secret, hidden in the recesses of your nasal cavity shakes loose and hacks into your mouth.

And when you spit it out you can't help but wonder if you just nasally aborted your unborn twin?




Yeah. Me neither.

Hmm.

How did I first "meet" you?

Physically or virtually. I don't remember shit.

Go for it.

Z!!!

YOU ARE FULL OF EPIC FAIL!!

The Pork Chop* fest is this weekend!??! WHY DO YOU NEGLECT YOUR HERITAGE!!

Contact me so we can make some arrangements, aight?? Cause for seriously, I have a sweet 16 to attend as ghey as that sounds, but I AM DOWN FOR THE FEST.

I repeat.

I AM DOWN FOR THE FEST.

DAMMIT Z!!!



* pork chop is slang for Portuguese. Damn you people. I've only been calling her my pork chop for 6 years or so.