Okay.

They're not THAT long. Seriously. Patrick's are THAT long. Mine really aren't, I swear.

But.

My eyelashes just totally got into a knot.

That was the most uncomfortable and weird experience of my eye history. I've had eye pain, so that doesn't count. But this was a weird tugging. Of course it ended with me losing 3 eyelashes, and one of those getting adhered to my contact lens some how.

*sigh*

After digging my car out of the frost block this morning, I should have figured the day would be like this.

Merry fucking Monday.

Lush update to be done later.

Ooh.

The Dark Knight icons, anyone?

:D

Oh, and Watch the trailer, dammit!

DO NOT PISS OFF THE PMSING BITCH.

I hate telemarketers.

I am nice to 98% of them because I understand times are tough and we take jobs where we can.

HOWEVER.

Do not insult my intelligence.

Do not tell me that I am not comparing prices.

When I tell you that my bosses who are lawyers are too busy to talk to your ass, with your coworkers laughing and shit in the background, I AM NOT KIDDING.

You have to talk to me.

If you do not want to talk to me.

Do not call back and think you will speak to someone else.

You won't. I answer most of the phone calls in this hole, and you will JUST GET ME AGAIN!! You will NEVER speak to Brian or Mister now, FUCKER.

Die. DIE. Die slowly. Die screaming. I don't care. Just fuck off and die.

I hate the 2%.

Lushous.

Took a baaath this weekend.

Hot Milk: Smells nice. The bubbles are kick ass. But the smell is not like POWERFUL or anything. Definitely delicious though. I'd buy it again. This one is only good for two baths though. I give you ♥♥♥½.

Christmas Party: I got this from Kiiim! :) I also got a whole one for free from Lush for spending too much money. That being said it was nice, but I wouldn't buy it. Heh, and I had sparkles in my hair for like, a day. Next time, NYLON. Heh. ♥♥.

updated chart.

HAHAHAHAH!

PING! Marcie & Nick! I got your Christmas card, and I nearly PEED! HAAHAH!!!