The concert was mad fun.

So, I get to Se-cack-us to pick up Zhannette. We sit in traffic and say "fuck this" and park in Hoboken and Path it in. Cause I'm full of the smart, we went the wrong way down the aves in NYC once we got in. HAHAH. Whatever. It was a nice day for a walk.

Then we get into the show after standing on line anyways, and buy some merch (I got a hoodie & Janete got a tshirt), and secure a spot on the floor, gittin our drink on. After the first band (can't remember their name) we sat down on the floor, and the ittie bittie waitress was like, "Oh, girls, you should sit in the corner" and so we got up and she goes "In fact, if you pull back the curtain, there's a spot you can sit on"

So, we pull back the curtain and there's a spot all right. But it's one of those "I'm a super tall counter" spots. So we have to hike our fat asses up there. I got up there the first time no problem and was like, surprised as fuck. But the area was small, and Janete being as graceful as she is, couldn't get up there with me up there.

So she only got up there like, twice. I had to get up there like, 4 times cause my bladder was on super fuck you mode. We had the ONLY seats in the house. ANNND since we were up higher than most people, we could actually see the stage!

And our lil' waitress hooked us up with booze and told security to let us sit up there. HAHAH! Yay!!!!

So, Celtic Frost was alright. Irish death metal. Interesting to hear the accent by a man who looks like a ZZ Top reject wearing white face paint. The guitarist was cute.

At the end of their set, I made friends with a professional photographer who showed us that yes, the guitarist really was cute. He also showed us the band before that, and how he was going to have to photoshop the hell out of his teeth. Heh.

Also, during one of the Celtic Frost songs, Johnny & Kenny would run on the stage, and sing the chorus of one of their songs. It went "Blargblargblarg... blargblargblarg.... blargblarg.... HOOWAAAHH". Heh. and then they'd run off stage. Rinse & Repeat.

Then, before Type O, Janete went outside to kill herself (aka, smoke) and she was gone for like, EVAR. This drunk short chick starts hanging on my legs and shit, completely trashed and smoking next to me. HELLO!!! NON SMOKING VENUE!!! When Janete finally got back, I ran off to pee after catapulting her back up into our spot, and the short chick was gone.

Lots of friendly people at the show.

Then, Type O gets on. After a very very very long interlude of the Chicken Dance played at high bass (between set changes they played the chicken dance). Also, sporadically during their set, they'd stop for a break or whatever, and leave the stage. So we got to hear the Addams family song, and the Munsters song, and the Oompa Loompa song.

They rocked the house. Pete was on form, or so I thought. The bass on the keyboard was up a bit too high so it distorted his vocals, but whatever. It was good.

They guys were dicking around with each other, Pete kept blaming Kenny for distracting him during songs, and they were laughing and stuff. At some point Pete was playing with a bra on his bass, and tried to put it on Kenny.

During Christian Woman, the lead singer of Celtic Cross came out singing that "Jesus Christ looks like me" then, "Jesus Christ looks like Pete" and then "Jesus Christ looks like Josh", cause Josh is now sporting the ZZTop beard and loooong frizzy hair.

At the end of Black No. 1, they did the TP!! About 50 rolls of toilet paper got chucked back and forth.

I love Irving Plaza.

We had so much fun. Even though my ass has a weird bruise from getting on that damned cabinet :)

Got home around 2am. WEEEEEEEEEEE. hehehe :D