Wonderful.

I'm really a 44D, but they didn't have THAT option, god forbid you're FAT and have boobs.

So I had to pick 42DD. Which is similar.

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:

Anna Nicole Smith

Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?

Wonderful. Just wonderful. They looked a helluva lot better on her body back in the Playboy days.

In other news, I've had to earn my paycheck today.

I hate that.

Look what Howie (malkfan) made!!!

Type O Negative Tix!

I'm buying two. I don't know who I'm dragging with me yet, but BY GOD I will drag someone.

BUY THE TICKETS

Irving Plaza. May 7th. It's a Monday and that sucks. But whatever.

Oh, they have tix for May 8th too. Bonus. I'm going the 7TH though.

HOLY SHIT!!!

Great Big Sea!!!! APRIL 14th!! OMFG!! It's a Saturday!!! Hammerstein Ballroom!!

OMFG!!! :D

Who wants to go!?!?

DAMMIT! I have plans.

OMFG!!! VNV NATION AT IRVING PLAZA!! APRIL 14th TOO WHAT THE FUCK! *shoots someone*

Why are they all the same day?? I ain't doing SHIT in April. Except that day.

ARGGG!!!