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Dec. 8th, 2006
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God I'm a dork.
Dec. 8th, 2006 11:24 amI juse IM'd with Santa.
Me: santa!
SantaClaus: Oh dear. umm. ah.. Ho there!
Edwin Elf here
Welcome back to Santa Central! :-D
Umm, before I put you in touch with the BIG guy this year I've got to update my records.
Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1980.
Please?
Me: 1979
SantaClaus: Um, k, right. So... Oh; Can you please tell me whether you are:
1. Male
2. Female
Me: 2
SantaClaus: OK, great. Thanks for answering all of my questions! I'm gonna put you in touch with Santa in a moment...
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! You made it! It's wonderful to see you this year. We're all very busy getting ready for the big day, so type Main to get going -- or you can just ask away!
Me: i want money!
SantaClaus: Santa isn't the head of the North Pole Federal Reserve Bank! The elves don't know how to print money!
What else would you like?
Me: uhmm... a new computer?
SantaClaus: Everybody wants a computer gadget this year!
YES! I WANT TO JOIN THE NEW APTIMUS VALUE NETWORK, FREE!
Me: what about rudolph?
SantaClaus: Rudolph's nose stopped blinking but it was because of his cold. He's all better now and roaring to go! Donner, Blitzen and the whole gang are chomping at the bit to see everyone.
Me: how is mrs. claus?
SantaClaus: Oh dear, very busy indeed! Don't forget to ask about her recipes!
Me: good bye santa!
SantaClaus: Thank you for spreading the holiday cheer. TTYL. Merry Christmas!
Me: santa!
SantaClaus: Oh dear. umm. ah.. Ho there!
Edwin Elf here
Welcome back to Santa Central! :-D
Umm, before I put you in touch with the BIG guy this year I've got to update my records.
Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1980.
Please?
Me: 1979
SantaClaus: Um, k, right. So... Oh; Can you please tell me whether you are:
1. Male
2. Female
Me: 2
SantaClaus: OK, great. Thanks for answering all of my questions! I'm gonna put you in touch with Santa in a moment...
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! You made it! It's wonderful to see you this year. We're all very busy getting ready for the big day, so type Main to get going -- or you can just ask away!
Me: i want money!
SantaClaus: Santa isn't the head of the North Pole Federal Reserve Bank! The elves don't know how to print money!
What else would you like?
Me: uhmm... a new computer?
SantaClaus: Everybody wants a computer gadget this year!
YES! I WANT TO JOIN THE NEW APTIMUS VALUE NETWORK, FREE!
Me: what about rudolph?
SantaClaus: Rudolph's nose stopped blinking but it was because of his cold. He's all better now and roaring to go! Donner, Blitzen and the whole gang are chomping at the bit to see everyone.
Me: how is mrs. claus?
SantaClaus: Oh dear, very busy indeed! Don't forget to ask about her recipes!
Me: good bye santa!
SantaClaus: Thank you for spreading the holiday cheer. TTYL. Merry Christmas!
284 calendars sold
Do you have any idea how awesome it would be to hit 300 this weekend? ANNNNYY idea!?
Here's an update from the Elfie one.
In case anyone is living under a rock, btw, Heather got her PET scan back a couple of days ago.
She is officially in remission. HOWEVER- she is not eligible for any aid unless and until she has 5 years of clear scans, and THEN has a relapse. And she still has a mountain of bills sitting in front of her. We have to keep pushing.
I figure it makes it a bit more human for you.
Heather kicked cancer's ass. We knew she would. But it's the bills that are now kicking HER ass. She can't do any of her pottery because she can't afford to do anything but pay her bills. And that's how she helps pay her bills, with her beautiful potter.
Help an artist. Help a person. Help because it feels good. :D
Ganking some bandwith from Avril. Hope she doesn't mind.
( Promo friggin hotness!!! Mostly work safe. No T, some A though!! )
Do you have any idea how awesome it would be to hit 300 this weekend? ANNNNYY idea!?
Here's an update from the Elfie one.
In case anyone is living under a rock, btw, Heather got her PET scan back a couple of days ago.
She is officially in remission. HOWEVER- she is not eligible for any aid unless and until she has 5 years of clear scans, and THEN has a relapse. And she still has a mountain of bills sitting in front of her. We have to keep pushing.
I figure it makes it a bit more human for you.
Heather kicked cancer's ass. We knew she would. But it's the bills that are now kicking HER ass. She can't do any of her pottery because she can't afford to do anything but pay her bills. And that's how she helps pay her bills, with her beautiful potter.
Help an artist. Help a person. Help because it feels good. :D
Ganking some bandwith from Avril. Hope she doesn't mind.
( Promo friggin hotness!!! Mostly work safe. No T, some A though!! )
Pimp us out! Please!!
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OH my god.
Dec. 8th, 2006 06:28 pmThank you SO much Randy.
Having seen Avenue Q on broadway, and having seen Fiddler on the Roof umpteen times as a child.
Well.
This fucking KILLS me. It's got a ton of the same puppeteers & voices as the original Avenue Q. I didn't see Fiddler on the Roof on Broadway, so I can't vouch for that.
Having seen Avenue Q on broadway, and having seen Fiddler on the Roof umpteen times as a child.
Well.
This fucking KILLS me. It's got a ton of the same puppeteers & voices as the original Avenue Q. I didn't see Fiddler on the Roof on Broadway, so I can't vouch for that.