Aww!

This Garfield comic totally reminded me of Val & Woodchuck.

So I had to alter it a slight bit.



And Woodchuck gets a Shirley icon for this post.

Bah.

1. Elaborate on your default icon.
It's me. From last year's NJRK. I was spinning an umbrella in my tongue. People think it's a giant spiked bubble gum bubble.

2. What's your current relationship status?
And in this moment, I am happy.

3. Ever have a near-death experience?
Yep. Usually involving a car.

4. Name an obvious quality you have.
Sarcasm is just another free service I provide.

5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Stinkfist... Guess what *I* was listening to on the way here this morning.

6. Any celebrity you would marry?
Only really interested in marrying teh Squish.

7. Who will cut and paste this first?
I think I'm the last to do this shit.

8. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Sandra Bullock, pity the woman.

9. Do you wear a watch?
HAHAA.

10. Do you have anything pierced?
ears

11. Do you have any tattoos?
2. One on my neck, One on my ankle

12. Do you like pain?
Can't have pleasure without some pain.

13. Do you like to shop?
Not particularly.

14. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Uhm. I have no clue.

15. What was the last thing you paid for with your credit/debit card?
Oooh. A B&N purchase.

16. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Some insane client.

17. What is on your desktop background?
At home? Kate Beckingsale. *rawr* Here? A picture Archie took off a rooftop in Manhattan.

19. Do you like redheads?
Yes'm.

20. Do you know any twins?
Jes.

21. Do you have any weird relatives?
HAHAHA. My uncle T.J. is referred to as "the Reverend" or "Bear". So yes.

22. What was the last movie you watched?
Uhm. Trainspotting?

23. What was the last book you read?
Still reading everything I was reading last time I took this. I don't have much time TO read right now. 1421.

Hah.

Let faire begin.

I went to the A&P. I'm all congested and shit, no one can understand me. Okay, fine.

Well, I said something to the cashier, and she was like "what?" and I repeated it, but I enunciated. I realized after I said it that it sounded Irish.

I decided to keep this up.

So, I did my entire transaction. Told her I wanted "t'irty dollars" back. The whole nine fucking yards.

Everytime I spoke she looked at me confused and asked me to repeat myself.

Then, when finally my transaction was done, she goes "Where ARE you from??"

Heh.

"Oh, just down the road a piece."

*grins*

I'm so ready for faire. I need people to understand me when I fall into an accent.

OmFaguh.

crinkly_things is really overdoing the cute with the last two posts of bebe aminals and froggies.

SO FUCKING CUTE!

Last day chillens...

Crush Confessional

Go on over. Check it out.

Hell, your name might even be in there ;)

Stuffff.

( What? It's Friday.. do YOU wanna work?? )