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synnoveaevael) wrote2009-08-24 12:21 am
synnoveaevael) wrote2009-08-24 12:21 am
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HaHAHhahahh!!
Jared is DUHRUNK.
He changed the password on the router at some point cause he couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. Okay, fine, whatever.
So I text him, asking him what it was.
At 9pm.
At 11:15, after telling me to call him twice with no friggin answer IMMEDIATELY after he said to call him, I FINALLY get the password.
Turns out, he passed out on the bus. Woke up at Newark International. Totally not a stop TO the house, but away from it.
Whoops.
So he got another bus home.
Could barely get in the door.
I was like "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and he said "what's the one thing I'm good at" and I said "Beer pong?"
Lo.
He was kicking ass and taking names at a bar after his killer football game. He decided to revisit his stance on drinking since the game was over.
Apparently not drinking for so long has made his tolerance that of an infant. Hahahah!!
I had to take his shoes off of him and his backpack as he collapsed into his bed.
Then he eventually got up and CHUGGED 2 huge glasses of water.
He's in a coma now. Heh.
He changed the password on the router at some point cause he couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. Okay, fine, whatever.
So I text him, asking him what it was.
At 9pm.
At 11:15, after telling me to call him twice with no friggin answer IMMEDIATELY after he said to call him, I FINALLY get the password.
Turns out, he passed out on the bus. Woke up at Newark International. Totally not a stop TO the house, but away from it.
Whoops.
So he got another bus home.
Could barely get in the door.
I was like "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and he said "what's the one thing I'm good at" and I said "Beer pong?"
Lo.
He was kicking ass and taking names at a bar after his killer football game. He decided to revisit his stance on drinking since the game was over.
Apparently not drinking for so long has made his tolerance that of an infant. Hahahah!!
I had to take his shoes off of him and his backpack as he collapsed into his bed.
Then he eventually got up and CHUGGED 2 huge glasses of water.
He's in a coma now. Heh.
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you should have left his shoes on him, teabagged him or done something fucked up, take photos, posted photos, and then you should have taken his shoes off.
at least he rocked beer pong!
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he did indeed. i just fed him 4 tylenol. heh.
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You won't play regular season, but you'll show for an exhibition game?
You're suspended pending an inquiry, son. You're in breach of contract.
Beyaaa!
J.
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Like the time I woke up in my bed, fully clothed from the waist up, fully nekkid from the waist down.
Oddly enough, I didn't get any action that night. I seem to recall that taking off my underwear and pants was the ONLY way my stomach would stop hurting.
Fortunately, I sent the friend who drove me home that night OUT of the apartment and on HIS way home and THEN took off my pants. At least, this is the way he told it when I asked him if he saw my girlie bits that night, lol. Poor boy.
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