1. What is your name, full, partial or otherwise? Skwrl
2. What song is your secret (not for long) indulgence? Not much of a secret, really. There she goes -Sixpence None The Richer
3. If you crossed a peacock, a pachyderm and a platypus, what would you get? part of the band playing when I'm looking out my back door.
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop? the only way to find out is to use your tongue
5. Why are people stupid? because Darwinism is HIlarious to watch
6. What is the stupidest thing someone has ever done in your presence? Eat a whole wad of wasabi for a dollar...poor Kim, I'd never seen someone turn that shade of purple before
7. What color would your unicorn be? Iridescent, with a pink mane covered in sparkles, because if were going ghey we shouldn't be half-assed about it
8. If you had to choose, would you rather eat sea urchins - spines and all - or talk to the cast of Two and a Half Men for one minute? Sea urchins. There's only like 1/56 chance of death and it won't involved my ears bleeding.
9. Would your version of hell be hot or cold? cold. I hate wearing layers.
10. On a scale of 1-10, how sexy are you right now? maybe a 6...the major reason being I THOUGHT my skirt wasn't particularly see through. Lies!
11. What is your favorite meat and why? There's nothing quite as tasty as a rare, choice cut of steak.
12. Someone just crashed into the side of your house with their car. What’s the first word that comes out of your mouth? Fuck!
13. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? I think we just like screwing with people who speak other languages.
14. Do you believe in corporal punishment for gross grammatical abuses? If so, please elaborate. Nope.
15. What is your most favorite recurring dream? I like the one about the house I built near the evergreen forest
16. List four known effects of unicorn tears. Really? This has a gayosity beyond gayness. Martha Stewart should do a segment on it.
17. What is the worst movie you’ve seen this year? Well, Big Trouble in Little China certainly ranks way up on the list.
18. Would you describe a rotunda as rotund? No, the adjective rotund is usually applied to a person, not a building.
19. If you could take one inanimate object from your home to save from the apocalypse, what would it be? I'd rather take all the animate objects instead.
20. Who is the one person in the world you could tell absolutely anything to? There is no one I have ever told everything to, but #1, you are the closest.
21. What kind of social reject do you most identify with? I can relate to the basket case from the Breakfast Club, though not entirely, I'd like to hear someone else's perspective on this one as pposed to my own view.
22. On a scale of 1-10, how murderous are you? ya know, I'm not too proud of my standing on this list.
23. What attracts you to people? right away: face, eyes, smile, hair
over time: intellect, light and dark senses of humor, confidence, similar interests, a good ear...are just few off the top of my head
24. What is the first thing you think of in the morning? already? why?
25. If you were an Emo chef, how many times would you cut yourself in a day “by accident?” As much as an emo seamstress pricks her fingers, I suppose
26. How much has Craigslist influenced your life? it hasn't
27. What’s your favorite song to sing in the shower? I don't really sing in the shower, I sing in the car- and it depends on what's playing.
28. If you had to eat one thing every day for the rest of your life, what would it be? to be full forever? then sloth eggs would be perfect!
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I see you are bored also...
Date: 2008-08-27 07:05 pm (UTC)1. What is your name, full, partial or otherwise?
Skwrl
2. What song is your secret (not for long) indulgence?
Not much of a secret, really. There she goes -Sixpence None The Richer
3. If you crossed a peacock, a pachyderm and a platypus, what would you get?
part of the band playing when I'm looking out my back door.
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
the only way to find out is to use your tongue
5. Why are people stupid?
because Darwinism is HIlarious to watch
6. What is the stupidest thing someone has ever done in your presence?
Eat a whole wad of wasabi for a dollar...poor Kim, I'd never seen someone turn that shade of purple before
7. What color would your unicorn be?
Iridescent, with a pink mane covered in sparkles, because if were going ghey we shouldn't be half-assed about it
8. If you had to choose, would you rather eat sea urchins - spines and all - or talk to the cast of Two and a Half Men for one minute?
Sea urchins. There's only like 1/56 chance of death and it won't involved my ears bleeding.
9. Would your version of hell be hot or cold?
cold. I hate wearing layers.
10. On a scale of 1-10, how sexy are you right now?
maybe a 6...the major reason being I THOUGHT my skirt wasn't particularly see through. Lies!
11. What is your favorite meat and why?
There's nothing quite as tasty as a rare, choice cut of steak.
12. Someone just crashed into the side of your house with their car. What’s the first word that comes out of your mouth?
Fuck!
13. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
I think we just like screwing with people who speak other languages.
14. Do you believe in corporal punishment for gross grammatical abuses? If so, please elaborate.
Nope.
15. What is your most favorite recurring dream?
I like the one about the house I built near the evergreen forest
16. List four known effects of unicorn tears.
Really? This has a gayosity beyond gayness. Martha Stewart should do a segment on it.
17. What is the worst movie you’ve seen this year?
Well, Big Trouble in Little China certainly ranks way up on the list.
18. Would you describe a rotunda as rotund?
No, the adjective rotund is usually applied to a person, not a building.
19. If you could take one inanimate object from your home to save from the apocalypse, what would it be?
I'd rather take all the animate objects instead.
20. Who is the one person in the world you could tell absolutely anything to?
There is no one I have ever told everything to, but #1, you are the closest.
21. What kind of social reject do you most identify with?
I can relate to the basket case from the Breakfast Club, though not entirely, I'd like to hear someone else's perspective on this one as pposed to my own view.
22. On a scale of 1-10, how murderous are you?
ya know, I'm not too proud of my standing on this list.
23. What attracts you to people?
right away: face, eyes, smile, hair
over time: intellect, light and dark senses of humor, confidence, similar interests, a good ear...are just few off the top of my head
24. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
already? why?
25. If you were an Emo chef, how many times would you cut yourself in a day “by accident?”
As much as an emo seamstress pricks her fingers, I suppose
26. How much has Craigslist influenced your life?
it hasn't
27. What’s your favorite song to sing in the shower?
I don't really sing in the shower, I sing in the car- and it depends on what's playing.
28. If you had to eat one thing every day for the rest of your life, what would it be?
to be full forever? then sloth eggs would be perfect!
29. Finish the sentence: I...'m freaking out man!