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synnoveaevael) wrote2007-08-20 12:05 am
synnoveaevael) wrote2007-08-20 12:05 am
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Well..
I survived my first weekend back to faire.
Highlights/Lowlights include, but are not limited to:
- Hysterical rose deliveries
- Learning the lyrics to "Least of my Kind" thanks to Z.
- A "Buffy the VampireSlayer" face due to a BIZARRE allergic reaction to Jasmine essential oils (I told you all I was allergic, I just didn't think it'd swell up my whole EYEBROW RIDGE!!! I was never exposed to the essential oil before.)
- Being barked at (repeatedly by some *cough*Bethany*cough*) to get my ass to the chi.. hahaaha.. almost said chiurgeon. To the EMT station for some Benadryl. Did you know faire doesn't believe in giving out Benadryl pills??? Yeah. I got to get a shot of 75mg of it. I was stoned ALL fucking day.
- Being stoned all day on Benadryl, people pity you. 44 roses sold.
- FEET ACHE!
- Wax roses are the shiz. OH crap I left mine in the car, will get it when I get Kiiim & Jay later. I sold a ton of roses cause of the wax covering they now do.
- People being drunk and ninjaing a rose out of my basket. NOT cool. Feckers. Suck mah arse.
- Khadija bodices. That's all I'm saying. No it's not. My breasticles looked *amazing*. Even Kiiim, queen of the hottt boobies said so. I made more heads turn than a friggin roller coaster. ;)
- Boobs sell roses. Oh. Oh yes they do. Just ask Mina. ;) She doesn't have a garden, she's got a window box.
- If you want the hole bigger, stick yer finger in and wiggle.
- My boyfriend is a rock star. He sold an Wind Dragon. To which Bethany promptly told him, "You're Fired." Kidding of course ;)
- Z is mah look out. She finds all the people I need to deliver too.
- Sad friends make Nikkeh sad. We do what we can to make them happy. *nodnod*
- I snapped the soles in both my boots. At the same time. WtFmate.
- The weather was farkin' amazing this weekend.
- Losing weight. Noticably. YAY!
- CERCAMON! Those French cuties are awesome.
And. I have almost 900 Pennsic XXXVI pix to resize and upload. Oh, and the videos. Jesus Christ the videos. 15 of those. *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Be patient folks. :)
Highlights/Lowlights include, but are not limited to:
- Hysterical rose deliveries
- Learning the lyrics to "Least of my Kind" thanks to Z.
- A "Buffy the Vampire
- Being barked at (repeatedly by some *cough*Bethany*cough*) to get my ass to the chi.. hahaaha.. almost said chiurgeon. To the EMT station for some Benadryl. Did you know faire doesn't believe in giving out Benadryl pills??? Yeah. I got to get a shot of 75mg of it. I was stoned ALL fucking day.
- Being stoned all day on Benadryl, people pity you. 44 roses sold.
- FEET ACHE!
- Wax roses are the shiz. OH crap I left mine in the car, will get it when I get Kiiim & Jay later. I sold a ton of roses cause of the wax covering they now do.
- People being drunk and ninjaing a rose out of my basket. NOT cool. Feckers. Suck mah arse.
- Khadija bodices. That's all I'm saying. No it's not. My breasticles looked *amazing*. Even Kiiim, queen of the hottt boobies said so. I made more heads turn than a friggin roller coaster. ;)
- Boobs sell roses. Oh. Oh yes they do. Just ask Mina. ;) She doesn't have a garden, she's got a window box.
- If you want the hole bigger, stick yer finger in and wiggle.
- My boyfriend is a rock star. He sold an Wind Dragon. To which Bethany promptly told him, "You're Fired." Kidding of course ;)
- Z is mah look out. She finds all the people I need to deliver too.
- Sad friends make Nikkeh sad. We do what we can to make them happy. *nodnod*
- I snapped the soles in both my boots. At the same time. WtFmate.
- The weather was farkin' amazing this weekend.
- Losing weight. Noticably. YAY!
- CERCAMON! Those French cuties are awesome.
And. I have almost 900 Pennsic XXXVI pix to resize and upload. Oh, and the videos. Jesus Christ the videos. 15 of those. *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Be patient folks. :)
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i think people took pity on my eye dialated ass. i got giggled at LOTS.
yesterday? i think i got hit on by an ENTIRE hispanic family. wife, husband, daughter and son in law. THE ENTIRE FAMILY! they like, followed me. and when they saw me? they whistled and called me mami.
HAHAHAHA! i still think it's funnie i sold 4 more roses when i was stoned than when i wasn't ;-) although, we did kinda run out. whatever :D
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"and why did YOU start using drugs?"
"*sobs* they... *sob* improved... *sob* my performance!! *SOB*"
"...but you were on downers?? how does that help sex??"
"noo.. *sniffle* my ROSE selling performance.. I'M SO ASHAMED!!!"
i never knew benadryl could be a performance enhancing drug ;)
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