unfortunately I was never the lazy one. I - however - was the bitch in the relationship. I did most of the cooking, the cleaning, and the grocery shopping.

I let him do his own laundry and we've all heard the story about him almost dying in the process.

then again, you should ask him about our covert-ops/mission impossible garbage disposal in the dumpster across the street from the house. we had walkie talkies and everything!