Saviors and saints, devils and heathens alike

"Ya know, once this guy died, there was no deduction, so there's really no need to file a 2004 re-- UH OH! Load letter PAPER! It's as simple as THAT" *dances off*

-comes back with paper-

"You're gonna be my protege. Then YOU can have a packaging monkey."

(me) "I'm your packaging monkey? *makes monkey noise*"

"Yessss... good monkey."

addendum

"C'mon Nicole, don't fight it. Give into it. I will turn you into a tax GODDESS."

"Get away, fool."

*working on a document*

"AAARRGG!!!! Dammit!! My arch-nemises is back!!!! DAMMITTT!!!! SUSPEND HYPHENATION!!!!!!! ARRGGG!! CRASHING WORDPERFECT!!!"

*solemnly*

"I admit my defeat, by control-alt-delete"

*reboots*
*siiiighs*

"It's my kryptonite."

"I hope the WordPerfect reps come to the office one day... oh yes... one day..."

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The "suspend hyphenation" prompt HATES his computer and freezes it up on him if he clicks the wrong response. Since there are like, 6, it gets confusing.

I think I'm losing it... I think I've hit exhaustion to the point of ridiculous... Everything is goddamned hysterical. I need food, I need a nap and it's 11:30, been here for THREE hours and I haven't done any work.

*BWAHAHAHAH*

AND NOW PATRICK'S SINGING IN FALSETTO AGAIN!!

*laughs hysterically*

FEEEEEEEDMEEEEEEEEE

*....on the radio... "Brass in Pocket" by the Pretenders...*

"...I'm special... so special... I gotta have some of your, attention, give it to me!.."


Patrick: "*deadpan* Heidi's speshul. Oh so speshul. *squealing singing* Speshuuuul... GIVE IT TO MEEEEE"

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*cries*

We make fun of Heidi HOURLY for being speshul.

This was just priceless.

*singing Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time"*

Oh, if I could turn back TIIIMEE (this note was so discordant, I think dogs on the farm down the street are squealing), if I could find a... *sees printer blinking at him* heeey, it says load letter paper, LOAD LETTER PAPER! *skips off* It's just as simple as thaaat, just open the paaackk!!

Patrick is rocking out to Wilson Philip's "Hold On".

It's almost, painful...

Yer daily Patrick update.

singing Cher's "Strong Enough" and adding commentary

...oh yeah, baby, you know I'M strong enough... c'mon baby, you know it.

This station has the BEST mix of Cher yet...

*looks around*

I'm not quite gay yet.

"...I'm strong enough... yeah, I'm strong enough..."

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And THIS is why I still work here.

*singing along to Celine Dion*
*blinks*
*stops singing*
"This music is slowly warping me into a homosexual"

My coworker, Patrick, in regards to the lite fm we get bombarded with.