*mew*

Robitussin is mah friend!

*dootdootdoot*

They make spiffie little pills!

*dootdootdoot*

I feel a bit spacey!

*dootdootdoot*

But I've at least stopped barking!

*dootdootdoot*

*makes up a lil' dance*

*dootdootdoot*

I still sound like Kathleen Turner when I'm talking!

*dootdootdoot*

I paid my car insurance today!

*dootdootdoot*

My boyfriend is the best!

*dootdootdoot*

$718.93 went VOOMP!

*dootdootdoot*

My bank still says I have $518 more than *I* think I have!

*dootdootdoot*

This confuses me, math is not my friend!

*dootdootdoot*

But Robitussin makes the pills, so it's still mah friend!

*dootdootdoot*

*continues lil' dance*

In light of the new TOOL album out today..

I give to you..

Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
...und Keine Eier

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
...und Keine Eier...

( English.. )

*grins*

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Voice Post: romanian transcription

*lmfao*

Totally ignore Tim's translation.



Eh. I don't think I sound very "phone sexie" or anything. You can barely hear the rasp in my voice. Sillie phones. I sound fine. I think the old people who keep calling here to make me repeat myself don't know what they're talking about.

So there. I'm sick. :)