Dood, what?

[synnoveaevael]

Surprise for Nicole M**** V**** (my full name?!?)
"Mary Smith" <confucious512@gmail.com>
To: *me*

-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Dear Nicole,
If you clean out your purse, you will find a pleasant surprise.

Sincerely,
Confucious

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BWUH?!?!?! What kinda spam is THAT!??!

ETA:

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??! Dood!! Who??? Jared???? What did you do??? There are fucking Stop & Shop gift cards in there!!

A LOT OF THEM!! HOLY CRAP!!

Guys!! *tears up*

ETA2: BRIDE OF EDIT.

I just realized that this makes answers 12, 17c & 34 a lot funnier.

Comments

[fairyrune]

OMG. OMG. That's so awesome!

(I was going to say that my bear porn spam was better, but yours totally wins!)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

LOL!! dood!! you weren't involved in this?!?!

[fairyrune]

Not even a little bit, unfortunately. I would have liked to have been!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i am sooprised. and confused!!!