Sep. 21st, 2009 03:38 pm
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - BWAHAHAHA!)
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Sep. 2nd, 2009 11:58 pm
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - BWAHAHAHA!)
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Aug. 27th, 2009 12:38 pm
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - BWAHAHAHA!)
I haven't laughed this long at a forward in a LONG time.

- Random Thoughts -

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're

-That's enough, Nickelback.

-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on
Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends

-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You
take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem.
Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem?
There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out.
Today's kids are soft.

-There is a great need for sarcasm font.

-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly
realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2
trips to bring my groceries in.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.

-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I want to text or put on mascara.

- A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of
mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

- Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear
is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile
because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively
swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how
to get out of my neighborhood.

-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is
public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun
that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

- Bad decisions make good stories.

-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and
say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know
my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the
rest of the day.

-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have
to restart my collection.

-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die
after leaning your chair back a little too far.

-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want
to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make
any changes to.

- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night
more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like
about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a
pocket, car in a parking lot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I bet my
ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7
seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer
when they call.

-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if
you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

-The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had
included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the
restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated
that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of
food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel
like a fat bastard before dinner.


Aug. 24th, 2009 09:44 am
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - BWAHAHAHA!)
This totally describes my last job.

So you're the local computer expert...

And on THAT note, we're leaving shortly to go back to MD. :)
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - Hi kittie)

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Looks like Absinthe. :D
synnoveaevael: (Lil Me)
Cool kids, never have the time.

Today is the last day of my 20s.

Tomorrow, I embark on the adventure that is my 30s.

I had a pretty good decade in my 20s. I hope the 30s is good too. I hope that 29 isn't some sort of jumping off point for that cause 29 was sorta off and retarded, but had some good points.

I've been all reflective and shit.

Anyrate. I have to pack for Pennsic. Almost done. So weird. One week. In one week I will be at landgrab. One week.

And tomorrow. I will be 30.

Pennsic's a good way to kick off my 30s. Dontchya think?

Shakedown 1979.
Cool kids never have the time.
On a live wire right up off the street,
You and I, should meet.

Junebug skipping like a stone.
With the headlights pointed at the dawn.
We were sure we'd never see an end to it all.

And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues.
And we don't know just where our bones will rest.
To dust, I guess;
Forgotten and absorbed to the earth below.

Double cross the vacant and the bored.
They're not sure just what we have in store.
Morphine city slipping dues down to see.

That we don't even care, as restless as we are.
We feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts.
And poured cement, lamented and assured.

To the lights and towns below.
Faster than the speed of sound.
Faster than we thought we'd go, beneath the sound of hope.

Justine never knew the rules;
Hung down with the freaks and ghouls.
No apologies ever need be made; I know you better than you fake it.

To see, that we don't even care to shake these zipper blues.
And we don't know just where our bones will rest.
To dust, I guess;
Forgotten and absorbed to the earth below.

The street heats the urgency of now.
As you see, there's no one around.

I love this.

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Jul. 6th, 2009 12:24 pm
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - Made of cute)
Do want.

Masahiro Tomiyama, a staff member of Sunshine City International Aquarium, holds baby fennecs, who were born in mid-May, in Tokyo, Saturday, July 4, 2009.



Apr. 27th, 2009 12:43 pm
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - Trashcat is not amused)
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Apr. 20th, 2009 12:59 pm
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Awww :D

Apr. 13th, 2009 09:55 pm
synnoveaevael: (Circles)
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It's like the Art & Jared of LOLcats.

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Feb. 2nd, 2009 12:37 pm
synnoveaevael: (Goonies - OMFG)
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Jan. 10th, 2009 05:01 pm
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - Fucking Mapquest)
Kellie sent me this link, cause it reminded her of a hoopdee I used to drive.

Oh, DeeDee, you were loved.

10 Signs Your Car is a Beater
synnoveaevael: (Goonies - OMFG)
Surprise for Nicole M**** V**** (my full name?!?)
"Mary Smith" <confucious512@gmail.com>
To: *me*

-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Dear Nicole,
If you clean out your purse, you will find a pleasant surprise.


BWUH?!?!?! What kinda spam is THAT!??!


WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??! Dood!! Who??? Jared???? What did you do??? There are fucking Stop & Shop gift cards in there!!


Guys!! *tears up*


I just realized that this makes answers 12, 17c & 34 a lot funnier.


Dec. 4th, 2008 12:37 pm
synnoveaevael: (Lexie Nikki lurve)
Lexie used to make this face if he shook his head. hahahahha.... Oh, I still miss that cat so much...

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Oct. 29th, 2008 10:33 am
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - Trashcat is not amused)
This. Is fitting.


Oct. 16th, 2008 03:24 pm
synnoveaevael: (WTF?)
Again, Fox News shows their accuracy.

So I click on this link for these triplets that were just born. They're rare cause they're identical. I think that kind of stuff is cool. Besides. I love babies.

Making with the clickie, I see that there is a "Click here for video of the identical triplets" link. And I'm like, OH. Cute. Moving babies! And I click.

And get this article. 'Gay gang drugged and infected us' The article in and of itself is pretty horrific.



I don't see no baby triplets.


Sep. 15th, 2008 10:40 am
synnoveaevael: (Kittie - BWAHAHAHA!)
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Jul. 25th, 2008 12:57 pm
synnoveaevael: (WTF?)
If you go to the Random LJ picture finder during the day you find a LOT of russian pr0n. Good lord.

They ain't kidding when they say might not be work safe.


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